Invasion USA

[JayKeeley]

If in 30 years there are going to be more hispanics in the US than there are English speaking natives, then is there any point in the USA even carrying on? I mean, at that point, shouldn't all the yanks just pack it in and call it a day? They can all go to Israel. But really, what's the point of having a very white, neo-conservative, republican government running essentially what will be Mexico's dumping ground backyard.

What would Chuck Norris do?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Viva La Mejicore

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Chuck Norris would round house everyone of course

 

[Krilons Resa]

Chuck Norris would round house everyone of course

At the same time while bench pressing 350 pounds, teaching his children how to read, downing a 12 pack of Elephant beer, fucking his wife, and baking a gourmet quiche.

 

[J.]

I dont understand the chuck norris thing going around.

a dude at work told me this "joke":

Q: What do King Kong an tyrannosaurus rex have in common?
Me: What? (this dude is a fucking dumbass, and spic to boot)
A: Chuck Norris can kick both their asses
Him: LOLOLOL
Me: Why is that funny?

 

[SonOfNun]

It's not. However, if you go to ChuckNorrisFacts.com or this thread: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=223674 hilarity ensues.

 

[J.]

i just must be out of the loop on sucking norris' cocknballs. i dont get it. the local radio station even had norris on because of this latest trend craze thing.

someone please tell why chuck norris is funny. really. i admit im an idiot and probably dont get it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

its funny because people think its funny so they laugh because its supposed to be funny.

Kinda like people take business classes in school because business is what they are supposed to do because business is good and they want to be businesspeople because business people are good because they are supposed to be good.


That said:

what does your mom's ass and 100 ninjas have in common?
Chuck Norris fucked all of them up.

 

[J.]

its funny because people think its funny so they laugh because its supposed to be funny.

Kinda like people take business classes in school because business is what they are supposed to do because business is good and they want to be businesspeople because business people are good because they are supposed to be good.

oh. business wasnt my major. so there.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

see? then you don't find the chuck norris jokes funny because you're not a sheep!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

The Chuck Norris jokes were funny until I found out he could barely read. Now he just makes me kind of sad.

 

[NAD]

I like the "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" bit, that's pretty funny. But to be completely honest, he's always been a bit of a douche.

If I want martial arts, Bruce Lee. If I want American Badass, Charlie Bronson.

 

[dorian gray]

If I want American Badass, Charlie Bronson.

bronsons actually russian though so

 

[NAD]

Yeah and AC/DC are Australian but nothing typifies AMERICAN ROCK like they do.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Yeah and AC/DC are Australian but nothing typifies AMERICAN ROCK like they do.

they also typify AUSTRALIAN PUB ROCK!!

I thought American Rock was like The Eagles or green day

 

[lizard]

ACDC is totally based on blues riffs so = American

 

[JayKeeley]

I like the "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" bit, that's pretty funny. But to be completely honest, he's always been a bit of a douche.

Totally, but I think that's what makes the Chuck Norris jokes even funnier -- just because he's such B-grade, cable tv, infomercial pig fodder. And he has a ginger beard, what a loser.

If I want martial arts, Bruce Lee.

The fact that it took Bruce more than 3 seconds to kill Chuck in the Colleseum was totally bogus. Even Brandon could have done Chuck.

But you know what the difference is between Bruce Lee, Charlie Bronson, and Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris is still alive.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

But you know what the difference is between Bruce Lee, Charlie Bronson, and Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris is still alive.

ZING!!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Chunk Norris jokes are fucking lame.

 

[JayKeeley]

Chunk Norris jokes are fucking lame.

"Chunk Norris". Is that like the fat version of Chuck Norris?