ITT: We are totally intrigued by useless bits of information.

[avi]

I would shoot that person.

 

[lizard]

he's the guy who's also fond of saying, "Things are terrific! but they're gonna get better!"

 

[FrostGiant]

From space, the brightest man-made place is Las Vegas, Nevada.
(in luminescence, not intelligence)

Even brighter than the sun?!?

 

[FalseTodd]

Did you make the sun, motherfucker?

 

[avi]

*I* made the sun

 

[avi]

(and yes, that's a useless bit of information)

 

[xfer]

BURN

 

[FrostGiant]

I helped.

 

[TheNewChupe]

Did you make the sun, motherfucker?

Upon reading this, I had just to explain away my sudden reactory audible snort of laughter as a guffaw at something related to the design specifics of this new project.

(read: tee hee!)

 

[TheNewChupe]

The apple I just ate was so huge I am now thoroughly full and semi-nauseated from eating it.

Amazing!

 

[FrostGiant]

You can't get full from eating an apple. You lie. LIAR!!

 

[FalseTodd]

Avi is no mere man.

 

[azal]

he's a jew.

 

[FalseTodd]

which is kinda like two men.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

Two men concentrated into one.