ITT we post funny pictures...

[MetalMiller]

Who the fuck is Roland Korg

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ thats actually not accurate anyway ... Alex played drums on DOV, although, anyone who has seen & heard him play live would probably believe he actually IS a machine. The guy is a fucking monster player. POTD was something entirely different

I know thats not the point of it, the humor is not lost on me Its just thats 2 references to that particular album today

 

[scorpio01169]

don't know if this has been posted yet

 

[crillemannen]

don't know if this has been posted yet

Hahaa superawesome

 

[MetalMiller]

 

[MetalMiller]

 

[FIXXXER]

martina hill, the girl in the video is so damn gorgeous, damn!

 

[ArthurD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuF3T7s7XY&feature=player_embedded

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

How do play magic?

 

[LeSedna]

holly jesus lego batman !

http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/14-year-old-geek-creates-working-lego-printer-20120310/

 

[CubanDude]

martina hill, the girl in the video is so damn gorgeous, damn!

fucking +1. and her attitude adds to that.

 

[MetalMiller]

Martina,yeah yeah yeah...

 

[jipchen]

Ok seriously how could he not get a boner while shooting this? (Yeah I get that she most probably had another pair of panties on, but still...)
Probably taped his dick on the leg so it wouldn't show

 

[Skinny Viking]

He had a boner

But, you know, he's German

 

[FIXXXER]

He had a boner

But, you know, he's German

 

[CubanDude]

^ chrmchrm

Average penis-size around the world

* France – 15,5 centimeters..........6.2 inches (half foot)

* Italy – 14,75 cm...................5.9 inches

* Mexico – 14,5 cm...................5.8 inches

* Germany – 14 cm....................5.6 inches

* Spain – 13.75 cm...................5.5 inches

* Japan – 12,75 cm...................5.1 inches

* United States – 12,5 cm............5 inches

* Venezuela – 12,25 cm...............4.9 inches

* Brazil – 12 cm.....................4.8 inches

* India – 9,5 cm.....................3.9 inches

* South Korea – 9,25 cm..............3.7 inches (one hand)

sorry, brah

 

[FIXXXER]

^ chrmchrm

* South Korea – 9,25 cm..............3.7 inches (one hand)

 

[jipchen]

He had a boner

But, you know, he's German

Haha, well played.


Btw, is this your way of implying you want some nice pics of mine? It can be done, you'd just have to send me nudes of your wife first
(If I am out of line I wholeheartedly apologize and you can replace "wife" with "mom", "sister" or whatever is a little bit less offensive to you )


---edit----
I can't believe I just googled it. And I can't believe there are actually sites and studies on this topic.
Still, you always loose
http://www.andropenis.com/worldwide-average-penis-size
http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/targetmap-penis-size-world-map.jpg
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

 

[The StabbinCabin]

LOL *doesn't include Africa*

 

[Skinny Viking]

Haha, well played.


Btw, is this your way of implying you want some nice pics of mine? It can be done, you'd just have to send me nudes of your wife first
(If I am out of line I wholeheartedly apologize and you can replace "wife" with "mom", "sister" or whatever is a little bit less offensive to you )

You can keep your anteater to yourself ... just keep one thing in mind, my wife moved here FROM Germany for me and it wasn't because I'm rich or make great knödel

 

[Skinny Viking]

LOL *doesn't include Africa*

good eye mate!