Cythraul's 5000th Post Celebration Thread

If I continue at my current pace I'll do a similar thread in about 16 years. I'll probably be able to grasp half of the internet acronyms by that time.
 
Damn I need to start spamming more to get a manly bulk of posts on me like you guys. What snappy culturally relevent phrases are the kids saying these days? Lollerskates? P4wneD? Hydrahead Records?

I vote Cythraul maintain a perfect 5000 posts forever so that his name may retain the reputation of witty, helpful and as demonstarted here to fine effect, though provoking posting that has been thrust upon it.

Then he should start another account under the name Cythraul 2 and act out all sorts of devious forum hijinks.

Pft, pwned and lollerskates are so three years ago.

The latest thing is cool story bro.
 
I'm the only one who got you a present.
I got you this:
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Hope you like it.
 
Cythraul, you're one of the only people I actually like in some odd internet way - so congrats.