I've had it up to here with the downstairs neighbors

[MadeInNewJersey]

That fucking dog barks non-stop, all day, every fucking day. Last night it was well past midnight.

The fucking kid screams & cries more than I knew *any* child could possibly scream and/or cry. It's literally also non-stop, all day, every fucking day. How do I know this? Because I didn't sleep at all last night thanks to this virus, and every single time I got up with yet more fucking diarrhea, that fucking kid was crying. ENOUGH ALREADY.

The constant door slamming and yelling. Seriously, LEARN TO CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLAM IT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME, UPWARDS OF 25 TIMES PER DAY.

And now the last straw. She is literally playing Journey louder than it's even humanly possible to enjoy music. I can make out every single word, every chord, every fucking bass and drum beat, clear as day. It's POUNDING right up through the goddamned floor.

On top of that, I have a wicked headache, a fever and indigestion & upset stomach. I am NOT in the fucking mood for this. I'm going to throw a grenade through their front window and hope it takes every single last fucking one of them out.

 

[lurch70]

crank some Obituary through your new speakers ...

 

[Papa Josh]

Find the most obnoxious thing in your collection and destroy them with an aural onslaught!!

Man, I am so glad I no longer live in an apartment.

Love owning a house.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Have you spoken with the lassie? Not that it will probably do any good. But it's worth a shot.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Get your local mailman to kidnap the dog and dispose of it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

get some earplugs, THEN crank the obituary! (cause of your headache)

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

It's a house, a 2-family house, and I'M supposed to be the one with the great soundsystem. My brother even spent a week ripping down their ceiling downstairs to add a full additional layer of soundproofing so MY stereo wouldn't bother them.

Well fuck that, the gloves are now off.

I seriously can't take the door slamming/dog barking/brat crying combo. The BLASTING music is the final straw.

I've jacked up the subwoofer channel on my stereo, and it's gangsta rap for the next 10 hours minimum.

 

[lizard]

wait til the lights go down in the city and make a surgical strike.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hahaha

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

lizard, I'm NOT in the mood for Journey jokes

 

[lurch70]

NWA

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

keep us informed, this rules.

 

[lizard]

I understand. I spent all yesterday listening to some west indian crap on one side of me and the dude on the other side physically and verbally going at it with his wife.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Play Pandemonic Hyperblast by Anaal Nathrakh. I once played a bit of that for a class. Nothing will annoy them more.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hahaha... now theres an idea...

blast east indian music.

AKAKABALLABA AHAAYYYYAAAA AKABLAELEEEEE AHAWWWWWWW

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I basically chose rap b/c I figured the thumping of the bass would cause the most distress. It's not helping my headache though.

 

[Papa Josh]

lizard, I'm NOT in the mood for Journey jokes

Don't stop believin, hold on to that feeling.

 

[lurch70]

i would definetelly talk to them ...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

after 10 hours of east indian rap!!!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

about what? the dog is going to eat poison soon, I realize nothing can be done about the kid...

But just say what? Please stop slamming the door? I mean, I work out of this house, just because she's a stay-at-home mom right now doesn't mean she can just pretend there's no one upstairs (especially someone who's trying to work). It's insane.