ivescrewedup.com

[Altitudes]

This site is a jem If you have time look through some of these confessions http://ivescrewedup.com/

 

[Chromatose]

This site is a jem

 

[Swabs]

Altitudes, you know you've been listening to too much Vai when you actually start to spell Gem "Jem".

 

[Dead Winter]

LOL @ all the Florida entries.

 

[Lunar Still]

This could be fun. Apparently it's connected to a real church and these people are all taking it seriously.

 

[neal]

truly outrageous!

 

[Chromatose]

How did I know that when all else failed and everyone ignored my post, that neal would show up to save the day.

 

[neal]

these damn kids nowadays dont know nothin!

 

[Morganna]

I still have all of my Jem dolls.

Edit: I could not miss an episode either.

 

[Morganna]

Altitudes, this site is great! I'm going to be reading forever. hahhahah, the dude that is so worried about looking at porn is hilarious.

Edit: Oh damn, I thought it was going to be a site of secrets, but its just religious people whining. damn it! But, its still funny!

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah me too. I was expecting some shit like, "When I was in college I accidentally killed a girl during autoerotic asphyxiation and I dumped her body in an old abandoned well...people are still looking for her."

That would've been awesome.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Brooks]

Amazing that people 'pray to the lord' to quit smoking pot. Quit doing anything, really.

These things are voluntary actions. If you want to quit, quit, no 'lord' required.


Might have to pray to the lord to quit pooping, though.

 

[Dead Winter]

But why would you want to quit pooping? It's such a wonderful pastime.

 

[Lunar Still]

Pooping makes you feel a lot better than praying.

 

[Dead Winter]

Srsly. I'd much rather read the back of a shampoo bottle than the Bible.

 

[Lunar Still]

Unlike prayer, pooping is 100% satisfaction. You flush that sucker down and say to yourself, "Well, I never have to deal with that again."

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I like to read Fuck My Life during the downtime at work.

fmylife.com

 

[Shpongled]

Srsly. I'd much rather read the back of a shampoo bottle than the Bible.

 

[Dead Winter]

I like to read Fuck My Life during the downtime at work.

fmylife.com

"Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML"