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"Sunrise, FL 31
I confess that I have stolen about $15,000.00 when working for a family member. I was sexually active as a teenager and pregnant when I got married. I did drugs and drank as a teenager. My cousin and I use to do sexual things as young girls. I\'ve masturbated a few times. I have wished death and bad things on people I didn\'t like. I\'ve lied alot in my life. I have sinced turned my life around and asked to be forgiven for all my sins."

okay. where are the videos?
 
I like to read Fuck My Life during the downtime at work.

fmylife.com
"Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML"

Niiiiiice.
 
fmylife was more what I was looking for. :D

:lol: This one! "Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML"