So anyway, I'm listening to the radio this morning while getting ready for work whilst watching one of my favourite shows (playboy's naughty amateur home videos) and eating soy-drenched apple crisps when I heard this story:
A woman somewhere in the US, tired of being hasseled by the local Jehovahs every month for the last 12 years, decided to take matters into her own hands. She grabbed a pile of magazines and went to the Jehovah church while they were in the middle of some sort of cult ritual and starting banging on the door. When someone answered she tried to sell them magazines. She kept going and screaming at the jehovahs to buy her magazines until they called the cops and had her removed. Heheheh.
I don't suspect they'll be harassing her again any time soon, which I thing was the idea.
Speaking of harrassment/conversion, someone close to me is being soliticited by one of her subordinate Jehovah fans. Apparently there is no "hell" in their cult, no matter how nasty you are you get to go to heaven, no problem. I thought this was rather surprising. Without this fear factor of hell involved, I must admit that I find the whole jehovah thing a lot less distasteful and a whole lot more plausible (if only a little) than the various other christianity spin-offs. Oh well, live and learn. I even read one of their extremely long brainwashing pamphlets, it wasn't as funny as I hoped it would be and it tends to attempt to appear "informed, logical, scientific" rather than depending on fear and guilt to seed itself in the minds of it's victims. I feel that by attempting to appear educated and informed, the jehovah propoganda hooks people who are looking for a more intellectualized take on christianity. Interesting stuff. What I don't get is that if they are so intellectual and informed, and since there is NO hell which to save people from, why the hell are they going door to door bothering the public so much. Hmmm.
sacreligiously yours,
Satori
A woman somewhere in the US, tired of being hasseled by the local Jehovahs every month for the last 12 years, decided to take matters into her own hands. She grabbed a pile of magazines and went to the Jehovah church while they were in the middle of some sort of cult ritual and starting banging on the door. When someone answered she tried to sell them magazines. She kept going and screaming at the jehovahs to buy her magazines until they called the cops and had her removed. Heheheh.
I don't suspect they'll be harassing her again any time soon, which I thing was the idea.
Speaking of harrassment/conversion, someone close to me is being soliticited by one of her subordinate Jehovah fans. Apparently there is no "hell" in their cult, no matter how nasty you are you get to go to heaven, no problem. I thought this was rather surprising. Without this fear factor of hell involved, I must admit that I find the whole jehovah thing a lot less distasteful and a whole lot more plausible (if only a little) than the various other christianity spin-offs. Oh well, live and learn. I even read one of their extremely long brainwashing pamphlets, it wasn't as funny as I hoped it would be and it tends to attempt to appear "informed, logical, scientific" rather than depending on fear and guilt to seed itself in the minds of it's victims. I feel that by attempting to appear educated and informed, the jehovah propoganda hooks people who are looking for a more intellectualized take on christianity. Interesting stuff. What I don't get is that if they are so intellectual and informed, and since there is NO hell which to save people from, why the hell are they going door to door bothering the public so much. Hmmm.
sacreligiously yours,
Satori