Jesus

[panzerfaust666]

wonderful.

 

[Cythraul]

Goddamn it feels good to be at the top.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Cythraul scores this round.

 

[DarkBliss]

So who's next in line to get crapped upon-- Buddah? The holy spirit? Don't keep us in the dark.

 

[Cythraul]

Turks are fucking scum
they invade other peoples' space
they even go to Germany
and try to fuck over the master race

I got punched by a Turk once
so I fucking killed his mother
He cried a little bit
and then I fucking killed his brother

Let's kick these fuckers out
no need for them and their kebabs
I'll laugh long and hard
at their wimpy cries and sobs

 

[False Joe]

EDIT:

I really hope most of the main posters who are all like this actually get hit by lightning or something, or get laid with one of their 2's or 3's with teeth and then commit suicide.

wat

 

[SentinelSlain]

I really hope most of the main posters who are all like this actually get hit by lightning or something, or get laid with one of their 2's or 3's with teeth and then commit suicide.

 

[Evil?]

Jesus was a jew
I'm glad he's dead
What a fucking homosexual retard
I wanna chop off his head

He thought poor people were cool
What a fucking fag
He probably had some black friends
What a stupid cuntrag

Some people like Jesus
I really don't know why
If you like Jesus
You should fucking die

The jews have a lot of fucking money
they're trying to steal mine
all these fucking bastards ever do
is bitch, moan, and whine

They think the holocaust was bad
but they ain't seen nothin' yet
a one way ticket to an early grave
is what they're gonna get

Mohammed was a fucking douche
he liked touching little boys
to set fire to all the mosques
would bring me many wonderful joys

for these stupid primitive monkeys
women are their slaves
I've got a little surprise for these assholes
some massive fucking graves

Turks are fucking scum
they invade other peoples' space
they even go to Germany
and try to fuck over the master race

I got punched by a Turk once
so I fucking killed his mother
He cried a little bit
and then I fucking killed his brother

Let's kick these fuckers out
no need for them and their kebabs
I'll laugh long and hard
at their wimpy cries and sobs

Thought I would put it together to showcase the brilliance as a whole. I love the second Turk verse.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

It's great waking up to this quality

 

[IWP]

 

[The Ozzman]

Jesus was a jew
I'm glad he's dead
What a fucking homosexual retard
I wanna chop off his head

He thought poor people were cool
What a fucking fag
He probably had some black friends
What a stupid cuntrag

Some people like Jesus
I really don't know why
If you like Jesus
You should fucking die

Dude, nobody fucks with the Jesus

 

[The Butt]

Cyth is my hero.