JOKES - just to cheer anybody up who can't play a Saxon song

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Peter Day

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Two fish are in a tank.
one says to the other ' i'll get the guns, you drive'

A man goes to the doctors with a strawberry stuck up his arse!
doctor says,' nothing i can do about it now, but i'll get some cream for you!'

 

How do you stop a dog from shagging your leg?


Pick him up and suck his @#%$!


oh dear! :lol: