Just an idea I was throwing around

[deathstrike from hell]

Wouldn't it be cool to have a metal themed restaurant? I was sitting at outback today and thought how fucking cool it would be. Real metal, not "hard rock cafe" shit.

Fucking have metal playing and have everything black. Tables, walls, posters on the wall. have the maitredee in corpse paint and have the waiters in in their favorite shirt.

For the menu have like band themed meals. Like satyricon steak (bleeding raw) or like an orphaned land kids meal. And have real mead. Only foreign beers like stella, ringes, or spaten.

I know you will all bash me for this, but this would be a cash cow out here.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

that would be cool, except the all blackk furniture/walls would be a little much.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Cool? Yes. Profitable? No.

 

[Enemy242]

i talked about this once with someone i think, the steaks would have different ammounts cooked such as the most cooked = rob halford, cheeseburger would have yngwie malmsteen in its name. i forget most of it but yeah something like that. when we came up with it i remember it made a lot more sense than it does to me now.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

i talked about this once with someone i think, the steaks would have different ammounts cooked such as the most cooked = rob halford, cheeseburger would have yngwie malmsteen in its name. i forget most of it but yeah something like that. when we came up with it i remember it made a lot more sense than it does to me now.

My place would have the rob halford footlong hotdog combo. And yngwies cheeseburger would be unleash the fatty. It comes with a glass of spillled water, and scalloped potatoes.

messiah would get his own submarine sandwich, being he's the size of one.

 

[Calamitas1786]

"Yes, I'll have the Yngwie Malmsteak, medium-rare please." "Can I have a refill of my Jeff Loominade?"

 

[Metal head87]

Cool? Yes. Profitable? No.

Exactly

 

[Jace_Mereel]

"Yes, I'll have the Yngwie Malmsteak, medium-rare please." "Can I have a refill of my Jeff Loominade?"

 

[EricT]

The Cheeseburger would definitely have to have something to do with Messiah...

 

[MajestikMoose]

Stupid idea.

Stupidest idea I've heard today.

It's even stupider than my self-contained-uberawesome-heavy-metalling-apparatus*



*SCUHMA: Roland Microcube strapped onto my back while I walk down the street playing riffs on my Charvel.

 

[BlueSky]

yngwie is the swedish meatballs.

 

[BlueSky]

Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

 

[Ryan VH]

Ha goddamn that'd be awesome. Though there is a "metal bar" down in Anaheim but you need to be 21 or over.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I'll have to look at the Halford Forum again, but I believe there is a HALFORD themed restaurant somewhere in Europe.

I'd like the power metal combo with extra cheese ( we call that the Blind Guardian )

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I found it!

http://www.halford-berlin.de/

 

[deathstrike from hell]

I found it!

http://www.halford-berlin.de/

hahahaha thats hilarious! now only if he was really that buff in person.


yeah, ill have the gorgoroth pork chops with a cup of ziltoids world famous coffee

 

[firewalkjen]

Cool? Yes. Profitable? No.

I've seriously talked about that as well with a couple of friends. I believe the only way it could make steady money is if it was a bar/grill place. Resteraunt during the day, shows at night.

 

[Metal head87]

BB Kings is close enough to that, just not exclusively metal

 

[Calamitas1786]

I guess it could work as a BB King's-esque one off kind of place. The location would have to to picked and chosen wisely.

 

[Ryan VH]

The Kids Menu
- Chicken McDonough
- Butchered At Birth Hamburger
- Pork chops of God
- Meshuggah Shake
- Jeff Loominade (I know someone said that)