just checking... is everyone ok?

[derek]

Experience has taught me never to trust students, of anything.

I'd swallow some nails and lighter fluid, that'll have you feeling better.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Did they destroy Alderaan again?

 

[RedKef]

I pumped my stomach full of helium with a sharpened dental sprayer and made an assult on anna nicole's hotel room. I injected arsnic into her jugular vein and made a slow but discrete getaway.

 

[firewalkjen]

I was plagued with nosebleeds all night. Very shitty, and now I have blood burps. Does anyone know good foods to eat after losing some blood? I feel weak as well.

Blood burps? Maybe go to the hospital?

 

[Metal head87]

I never needed that. I just stuck some headphones on and dozed off leaning back with my feet on the desk. Eventually someone would wake me and i'd get pissy.

Though there was this one day I feel asleep in my 1st period AP English, and woke up at the end of the day in the same seat. Apparently they worked around me all day, which was totally cool.

When I was in high school, I used to bring a sleeping mask with me so the light wouldn't disturb me. The teachers didn't really care

 

[Ryan VH]

I'M NOOOOOOOOOT OOOOOOOOKAY. I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAYYYYAYAA. I'M NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAA. YOU TURN ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Yeah Will, I think everyone here is alright, but I hate those feelings, that dread that something's wrong

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

I was plagued with nosebleeds all night. Very shitty, and now I have blood burps. Does anyone know good foods to eat after losing some blood? I feel weak as well.

You need some iron. Raisins would help.

 

[Bacchante]

Hey, Billium.
The last few weeks have been...uhm...horrible?
But I'm fine now.

How are yous?

 

[Dead Winter]

Eat some prunes for the blood burps. If they don't cure it, at least you'll fart a lot and it'll be funny.

 

[Ryan VH]

 

[Anvil]

My wrist is all fucked... as well as my shoulders and back from an accident at work?

That could be it, Will... However usually when one of those feelings arise, I'd suggest looking to a local source.

 

[raeon]

I know I'm not a regular poster, but meh.

I've been feelin' a bit down lately, I guess

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Turn that frown upside down

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I have a really weird feeling that I don't get too often.

Climax?

I'm just messing....or am I?!

 

[Shpongled]

Maybe Will just discovered he's heterosexual?

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

i met a girl that can't let me touch her pussy because of some weird-ass metal shit in there (i saw it and neither one of us knows exactly what the fukcing hell it is) but she's willing to give me blow-jobs

 

[raeon]

Turn that frown upside down

That's a nice thing to say, thanks I'd rep you if I could, but I need to spread some aids first.. damn

 

[Necromunchkin]

Annoying day, but alive and kicking.



Reading all these threads about people sleeping in class. I told students they slept on their own time. The first time you fell asleep in my class, I threw something at you (something soft.) The second time, your choice of push ups or reciting poetry in front of the class. The third time I throw your ass out and don't let you back in until you write a fairly convincing essay on why pathetic excuses of tiredness are not acceptable when you have obligations.

 

[flying_whale]

Maybe Will just discovered he's heterosexual?

BINGO!!!!!!
i wish i could spread that rapeutation upon you