Phobias and Fears Thread

[Captain Beard]

Those bears may need some pretty heavy artillery to take out that many Fundies. What are they packing?

Sashas. If you don't get that, you make me cry.



Then you WATCH THAT and suddenly, it'll make sense.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That was all kinds of win.

 

[Captain Beard]

That game kicks so much ass.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

+4 Mace with 1d10 lightning damage on a crit.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

If I ever make it rich somehow and pursue my dream of making a traditional fantasy RPG I'm recruiting the Krig-Man.

 

[El Stormo]

I got a prank call saturday night.. and a strange girl on Opeth and CoB forums knew it just by seeing a picture of me .

Isn't it likely that she was the one actually placing the call?


It's not a phobia, but I have an irrational hatred of baths. I hate taking baths. I shower everyday, and no problem, but bath tubs full of water, I hate them! It always feels like there could be something under the water and the fact that I'm naked makes me feel so vulnerable. God, I hate baths.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Aww that's terrible. I love taking baths, they are wondrous.

 

[El Stormo]

There are creatures under the surface and they'll swim into your orifices!!!!11

 

[Lunar Still]

THE DEEP ONES ARE INVADING YOUR BATHTUBS

 

[Shpongled]

Hire Larf/Fred, his beard will repel this woman.

Or at least deflect the bullets!

 

[El Stormo]

THE DEEP ONES ARE INVADING YOUR BATHTUBS

CTHULHU F'TAGHN!

 

[Lunar Still]

I'A SHUB-NIGGURATH, THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG

 

[Calamitas1786]

I think Chris should be categorized with the women.

Why, so you wouldn't feel gay for fantasizing about me? 'Sides, I'd be more than happy to engage in jello wrestling with the ladies.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Luara, you can borrow my butt if you need extra support. I've got myself a ghetto booty.

 

[Captain Beard]

Let's see some proof.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Luara, you can borrow my butt if you need extra support. I've got myself a ghetto booty.

I love big butts, and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny.

 

[Captain Beard]

Asshole, you're supposed to concur with me and demand proof of ghetto booty!

 

[Calamitas1786]

Let's see some proof.

srsly

 

[Captain Beard]

That's better.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Asshole, you're supposed to concur with me and demand proof of ghetto booty!

See? I was already on top of it.