Phobias and Fears Thread

[Captain Beard]

I don't like my pals, white,black, australian, from mars or scottish or otherwise. And I'm especially not fond of lamprey.

You leave the demoman alone!

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

How'd you like to have that fucker attached to you after a swim.

 

[Captain Beard]

Fuck lampreys, they're useless to me.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

LOL ... WTF was going on in the 70's

 

[Liverslapper]

Does anyone have any weird fears or phobias?

I am phobic of cotton balls. The sound they make being torn or being moved, sickens me. The ripping, tearing sound of the little disgusting fibers... ::gets goosebumps:: Fact: I don't wear socks because the feeling is like... cotton balls when they squeak. It's really hard to explain.

I will never touch a cotton ball, im getting goose bumps just thinking of it cause i hate the feeling.....urgh ok enough of this lol.



oh, and i have a fear of chuck norris kicking me in the TAINT!

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

I will never touch a cotton ball, im getting goose bumps just thinking of it cause i hate the feeling.....urgh ok enough of this lol.



oh, and i have a fear of chuck norris kicking me in the TAINT!

:zombie:

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm going to write down everyone's extremely silly phobias and keep them as possible weapons.

 

[Chromatose]

someone post that picture of lampreys photoshopped onto fingertips, I'm lazy.

 

[Lord Foul]

Please don't, that picture squicks me

 

[Chromatose]

I googled it but decided to leave it there. It's for the best.