Phobias and Fears Thread

[dreaming neon darkspot]

going against isabel on that battlefield?

i think i might have to bring in karen's ass for support, then.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Throw Cara and Vera in there while yer at it!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i still think isabel's tits will defeat all of us...

 

[Captain Beard]

Thery're not bending light around them yet, you may have a chance with reinforcements...

Everyone (female), bring all the ass and chest (both female) you own, this will be the sexiest battle since Benny Hill!

 

[Malergion]

Who's going to play the sax?

 

[Captain Beard]

Homer Simpson.

 

[Malergion]

It shall bring us many years of D'Oh.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No no no, if Laura and I fight, we have to be listening to Pentagram. No exceptions.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

(Is it a coincidence that we also take our shirts off to Pentagram?)

 

[Captain Beard]

No, no Pentagram is fine. Are you wresting? Arm wrestling? Voguing? Titty fight? many, many choices. Need a location too.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Jello wrestling plz.

Or Jello brand pudding wrestling.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Jello titty fight plz.

 

[Captain Beard]

Jello is fine. Laura? any input?

*Fluffs up his hair like Don King*

 

[neal]

jell-o wrestling with a Pentagram soundtrack would be fantastic

 

[Captain Beard]

We need a time, place, and odin help us, a CAMERA.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

"how about Det Som's back yard?"

 

[Captain Beard]

Only if you have cushioned seats.

 

[flying_whale]

i have space, cushion seats, pop corn, video cameras, microphones, and a DVD burner and plenty of DVDs.

I can arrange to have some jello and whipped cream and man gravy

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

I'm afraid to lose my hair. And I'm also afraid of being spied.. I got a prank call saturday night.. and a strange girl on Opeth and CoB forums knew it just by seeing a picture of me and some friends because she say that she has superpowerz WTF I don't even know her..

 

[Captain Beard]

Is French your first language?

Just asking. Sorry about the stalkery, you should buy a shotgun. Or a mace.