Phobias and Fears Thread

[Shpongled]

Or mace.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Bear mace.

You could totally fuck up some bears.

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

Yes. I live in Québec province, near Montreal city.

Do you say that because you want that I kill myself ?! I know I suck in english At least people understand me haha

 

[Captain Beard]

Well it's close enough. And screw the spray, beat them with a cattle prod!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Or you could just get a bear.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Just remember that you can't BE a bear.

 

[neal]

or a guard-moose

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

Well, I will not
but I will kill that witch, one day..by burning her.

You are all funny. I've never seen a bear in real, I don't live in wild forests.

 

[Captain Beard]

Guard-Moose? So, Matt's general creepy countenance will drive the stalker girl off? It actually MIGHT.

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

By the way, this witch is Lady_Relic..

 

[Captain Beard]

Hire Larf/Fred, his beard will repel this woman.

 

[Lunar Still]

Just remember that you can't BE a bear.

We have the right to bear arms...but not the right to arm bears.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll have you know I armed a bear this morning!

 

[Lunar Still]

I'll have you know I armed a bear this morning!

Did it kill anything?

 

[Captain Beard]

Only a few baptists.

 

[Lunar Still]

Call me when it's an entire congregation of Baptists.

 

[Captain Beard]

I armed two bears a moment ago. I'm aiming for every church on this side of town.

 

[Lunar Still]

Those bears may need some pretty heavy artillery to take out that many Fundies. What are they packing?

 

[flying_whale]

I armed two bears a moment ago. I'm aiming for every church on this side of town.

you should make an army of bears and release them all around Kansas and the bible belt.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Please send the bears here first. They're building a new church, RIGHT fucking next the old one, which is RIGHT fucking next the old-old one!