just checking... is everyone ok?

[Calamitas1786]

I had explosive diarreha.

 

[Shpongled]

i met a girl that can't let me touch her pussy because of some weird-ass metal shit in there (i saw it and neither one of us knows exactly what the fukcing hell it is) but she's willing to give me blow-jobs

You've gotta be a troll. Nobody can really be that stupid.

 

[Souls of Black]

I picked up my guitar last night and could not play shit.... Been on the road for a month and not played. That really screwed my world up, maybe you felt my disgust.

 

[tered]

"I think I'm going bald"

 

[BlueSky]

I'M NOOOOOOOOOT OOOOOOOOKAY. I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAYYYYAYAA. I'M NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAA. YOU TURN ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.

well you spin me right round, baby right round :zombie:

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Like a record baby, right round round round

 

[Calamitas1786]

That chick that sings in the video is hot.

 

[derek]

Annoying day, but alive and kicking.



Reading all these threads about people sleeping in class. I told students they slept on their own time. The first time you fell asleep in my class, I threw something at you (something soft.) The second time, your choice of push ups or reciting poetry in front of the class. The third time I throw your ass out and don't let you back in until you write a fairly convincing essay on why pathetic excuses of tiredness are not acceptable when you have obligations.

Man of my own heart.

 

[Reminiscence]

I'm fucking high as a kite. And drunk on the best beer in the world.












Edit: Doctor Vera, please help me!? I need my wounds nursed to health.

 

[derek]

I'd like to see Dr coat pictures.

 

[perniciosa]

Edit: Doctor Vera, please help me!? I need my wounds nursed to health.

I'll just jump into my Dr Vera mobil, turn on the siren and Germany here I come!
Doctor Vera comes to rescue!