just saw Open Water

[Will Bozarth]

worst movie ive ever seen in my life. save your money and go see Exorcist

 

[Super Mahrio]

really? my friends didnt go see it even though they wanted to....
hmmm...

 

[Will Bozarth]

dont.... NOT worth it. you think the movie builds in suspense. its not. its like a SHITTY documentary with a minute of boobs

 

[Super Mahrio]

ahh i see....so it isnt scary...

 

[Will Bozarth]

nope

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Well what did you expect? You knew that you would see just a shark movie, how good would it possibly be?

 

[Will Bozarth]

well, I enjoyed Jaws

 

[NGC 3370]

Like I have said nearly everytime,most people have bad taste so it won't stop me going to see a movie.

 

[on_THC_24-7]

I predict that new movie coming out Anaconda I believe it is,
will also suck. Isn't there already a movie called Anaconda?

 

[neal]

uh, yeh.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Like I have said nearly everytime,most people have bad taste so it won't stop me going to see a movie.

well, youd be the one with bad taste if you like the movie

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I predict that new movie coming out Anaconda I believe it is,
will also suck. Isn't there already a movie called Anaconda?

yeah but only this time the anaconda is..... TA DA! 20 feet long and yellow!!!!
which of course, changes the whole story line

 

[neal]

we laughed so fuckin hard when we saw that preview (anaconda) in the theater.

 

[AjDeath]

Folks, it is not Anaconda, it is Anacondas, which doesn't matter, the first one sucked so bad that I refuse to believe they made a sequel.

 

[Will Bozarth]

actually, its not a sequal. just another movie about an anaconda

 

[AjDeath]

actually, its not a sequal. just another movie about an anaconda

Just goes to show you how incredibly stagnant Hollywood is. I have an I dea, Poop Island, people live on an island of shit and hunt Anacondas, sounds good to me.

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahahah id watch it just to see the people get eaten

 

[AjDeath]

hahahah I'd watch it just to see the people get eaten

I want to see people live on an island of shit...I think at that point television and Hollywood would have to shut down, because nothing would ever top that. The pinacle of filmed media, an Island of shit with snakes killing people.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

actually, its not a sequal. just another movie about an anaconda

Yeah, but this one doesn't have Jennifer Lopez and is about blood orchids, which sound so damn cool



Kidding.
I had no plans to see that movie when I first saw the trailer. And Open Water looks stupid as can be. Okay ... so ... about an hour of these 2 people floating in the ocean. Floating. Fighting. Floating. Floating. Floating. Screaming and yelling. Having this big epiphany about how all of the fights in their life really don't matter and they love each other more than they've loved anyone else ever and how if they could do it all over again, they would've been more understanding, caring supportive people who put their spouse ahead of their time-consuming careers. Then the sharks come.
There, now you don't have to see the movie

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

well, I enjoyed Jaws

That is a damn good movie. I've probobly seen in 10 bazillion times. First watched it when I was 5, lol.
My brother and his friend were watching it the other night. Then Ethan got a dead small fish and some fire crackers and we went out to my driveway and he and his friend Mikey put firecrackers in the fishes mouthes then lit them. All I remember was the back half of one fish, the rest of the parts for scattered, and thrown into the tree. Then we went back in and watched the rest of Jaws. The night of EXPLODING FISH!