KAREN LIONESS

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

IM SO SORRY WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH

 

[Dead_Lioness]

OMG IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE I TYPE ALL IN CAPS?!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I LIKE TO THINK THATS EVERY PLACE I GO

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

OH SO I MAKE THE THREAD AND YOU DONT EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION?!?!?

I SEE HOW IT IS!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

THATS RIGHT!
A TYPICAL FEMALE!

IT'S BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN CARE! YOU ONLY ASKED BECAUSE I ASKED YOU TOO!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

IM SORRY ILL BUY YOU SOMETHING EXPENSIVE

 

[Dead_Lioness]

OK THANKS!

www.tiffany.com

AFTER YOU GIVE ME MY EXPENSIVE GIFT, WE'LL HAVE SEX

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

YES, THAT IS YOUR WOMANLY DUTY ACCORDING TO THE UNSPOKEN CONTRACT OF ALL MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS

 

[Captain Beard]

WHEN MAX BUYS THIS GIFT, I SHALL HAVE MY COUCH READIED.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

YEAH EXACTLY.
IF THE GIFT IS REALLLLLY EXPENSIVE YOU'LL EVEN GET A BLOW JOB!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

COOL, I ALSO HAVE SOME LAUNDRY THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

 

[Lordlucid]

OK THANKS!

www.tiffany.com

AFTER YOU GIVE ME MY EXPENSIVE GIFT, WE'LL HAVE SEX

Wait!!! I Can buy expensive Pretties and barter them for sex!?!?!?!?!?!?

Does that work for everyone!?

 

[Lord Foul]

OK THANKS!

www.tiffany.com

AFTER YOU GIVE ME MY EXPENSIVE GIFT, WE'LL HAVE SEX

You know what they say about the escalator at Bloomingdale's...









It's the only thing a Jewish girl will go down on

 

[Dead_Lioness]

You know what they say about the escalator at Bloomingdale's...









It's the only thing a Jewish girl will go down on

When you guys always refer to "jwish" girls, you always refer to American Jews, (also known as JAPs) I *hate* American Jews. They are the livi9ng cliches of all Jew-jokes.
Israeli girls, however, are nothing like them, lemme tell ya.
We are VERY open minded and liberal.

Just ask Nevermore, they've been there

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

there was some awesome porn on the TV in tel aviv. im not sure if it was just there or if my dad ordered it when i was out, but either way, it was great jewish porn.

 

[Altitudes]

Maya meets Mr. Mohel II

Don't miss this cutting edge action porn!

 

[Dead Winter]

So did you watch Jewish porn with your dad?

I bet that was awkward.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Nah, he was out. That would be way too weird.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

So did you watch Jewish porn with your dad?

I bet that was awkward.

gross.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

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