Karen's Cook Book

Best steak ever.

What you need:

Ribeye or a New York steak
SPADE L RANCH steak rub VERY IMPORTANT
Grill

Get your steaks. Lightly brush with some olive oil. Take your Spade L Ranch steak rub and rub somewhat liberally to the steaks. You rubbed too much if it starts clumping.

Preheat your grill to 500 degrees.

Throw the steak on there, let it cook for 2 minutes.

Then take the steak and rotate it 90 degrees to get the nice criss-cross marks. Let it cook for another 2 minutes.

Flip that shit. Let it cook for 2 minutes.

Rotate that shit again, let it cook for 2 minutes.

Take that shit off the grill. You don't want the inside to get all brown and overcooked nasty.

Enjoy. The Spade makes the steak taste better than any steak you get at a steak house. Guarantee it




As a bonus, I'll add my asparagus recipe.

Get your asparagus.

Break off the brittle ends of those stalks.

Put some olive oil in a skillet. Medium High heat.

Throw your Aspergers on the skillet.

Grab the Garlic and Wine Seasoning you stole from the Melting Pot, and sprinkle that shit liberally. Cook for 6-8 minutes. Now you got bomb Styeak and Aspergers. :hotjump:
 
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