Katabeards

beards are strange anyways

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now that IS a beard
 
tonight I'm trimming
it doesn't matter where I've been
delay of shaving is
the unseen beard of this life

I remember one of my friends
telling me to go and shaaave...

water on my sink
there's a small cut on my face
if I shaved close at night
there's some beard coming my way

like someone seen my peach fuzz
but I didn't care to look that way
I just fixed my eyes into the mirror
it would have been strange to turn around

if you would tell me that I was shaving
then for a second I would think
just like I would try to consider
how it would feel to know

I have to get on with this
it's a decision for tonight
out to look for shavers
it is goatees on my mind

once I was someone new
I was shaving for a while
then with time I am changing
at least that is what they say

what is worth with having a beard here
I shave so often for a change

:guh:
 
Come by you have come far
All I had I lost in my beard
Come sit with me at the bar
Tell me of styling lengthen my beard
No one here knows my name no
I have traded my memories for hair
But I remember you clearly
Do you remember that I used to shave?

Oh, and here's my nominations from each album minus TGCD and DoDS:

Beardtime
Saw You Shave
No Beard Can Come of This
Passing Beard
One Beard From Now
The Promise of Facial Hair

I think I went a little overboard :(
 
I feel pretty damn good birthing this meme of putting beard into titles of stuff

thank you alphacorvus(never posts here ha ha) for feeding my retardedness when i said "Night is the New Day is more like Night is the New Beard, amirite?"
 
Shaven idol
Beardless man
Great sideburns
Rides the muff
Further unto the skin
Razor burns do not exist

Five day shave
Closer now than ever

Beards escape
Mute flock of stubble
One with mutton chops
Soul Patch is getting dim


fukk im bored