Beard

[Loren Littlejohn]

I can't stand it. My woman told me to try n grow one and I couldn't stand all that shit on my face.

I shave everyday.

 

[hoehlentroll]

my beard somewhat develops:

 

[Zack Uidl]

I have gotten a good one going now. About 8 inches. . . like in my avatar, but longer

 

[spioraid]

I did have an Ian Scott of Anthrax kinda beard going on for a while, but that's when I had long hair too. Once I cut my hair (heresy! heresy!) I looked...awkward. So I shaved.

I'm half tempted to grow my chin hair long and keep the sides and 'stache short.

 

[Metaltastic]

Hahahaha, Ian Scott, eh? Sounds like a Scottish noble from ages past

 

[Seizure.]

Kinda thinking about putting it off...

with:

Semi without:

WHAT TO DOOOOO...

 

[slayercannibalsuffohead]

I'm 26 and got almost no beard - my chin looks likes a 12 year old's vagina and when i grow a mustache i look like a damn cuban. Its probably my biggest frustation :Smug:

Um, just curious, .......... how do you know what a 12 year olds vagina looks like?

 

[Jevil]

Shave your beards, cut your hair and have a shower, you fucking bastards hippies!!

 

[ze kink]

Been growing mine this summer. It actually looks like a beard too! Too bad that mine doesn't grow evenly yet, so the left side is not as thick. I'll probably grow a full beard as soon as I can.

 

[PhilTheBeard]

i have a pretty brutal beard going. everyone in my town calls me phil the viking cause of it haha

 

[006]

Seizure: Are you aware you dug up a year-old thread to ask us our opinion on your beard situation?

 

[Seizure.]

Well yes sir, yes i did!
Beards are a touchy subject.

 

[StefTD]

I had sideburns since I am 13, had the "wolverine look" a 4 years ago for a few weeks, nowadays it looks like that:

I actually shaved the "non-bearded" regions of my face like 3-4 hours before the picture was taken.
My beard grows really fast, 3 years ago I tried many different looks, stopped shaving one day, waited 1 1/2 weeks and than shaved only a few parts and so on.
But I've never been so patient to grow my beard really long, the longest it was was like 3 inches.

 

[JeffTD]

Honestly, 90% of the time I see a dude with a beard, one word comes to mind:


Pedophile.

 

[Airborne]

Shave your beards, cut your hair and have a shower, you fucking bastards hippies!!

 

[Jevil]

Honestly, 90% of the time I see a dude with a beard, one word comes to mind:


Pedophile.

It happens to me with moustaches.

 

[Metaltastic]

It happens to me with moustaches.

YES, jesus christ, what the fuck are people thinking - especially those who can only grow the thin ones, they look like the most dirty fucking rapists

 

[Ashgarth]

Have this since I was 16

 

[Jevil]

YES, jesus christ, what the fuck are people thinking - especially those who can only grow the thin ones, they look like the most dirty fucking rapists

Yeahhh +1
Those thin moustaches are scary. Everytime I see one I clench my anus just in case.

 

[Line666]

YES, jesus christ, what the fuck are people thinking - especially those who can only grow the thin ones, they look like the most dirty fucking rapists

My brother is 14, looks about 5 but has this little grey thing slowly advancing on his top lip, its creepy as fuck. He looks like a five year old rapist.

I realise that last sentence could be misconstrued somewhat.