Ken Lay....Just Like Jesus

[ZeeZooZum]

http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/12/news/newsmakers/lay.reut/index.htm?section=cnn_topstories

See, when you are rich and a criminal you too can be just like Jesus.

 

[Buzzard]

Ken Lay faked his own death to protect his assets... I am not the only one who believes this..your thoughts?

 

[ZeeZooZum]

Ken Lay faked his own death to protect his assets... I am not the only one who believes this..your thoughts?

Either that, or his kids or whoever gets his riches after death had him killed.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Either that, or his kids or whoever gets his riches after death had him killed.

I´m thinking something like the lair with the pirate ship in The Goonies. Filled with dead Enron people.

 

[Jurched]

Ken Lay faked his own death to protect his assets... I am not the only one who believes this..your thoughts?

Must be, especially if they're saying he's just like some guy who rose from the dead and ascended into heaven.

Looks like this priory of sion reverend gave us a da vinci code clue to the mystery of Ken Lay.

No doubt Kenny will rise from his faked death and ascend to his own little Polynesian paradise with lots of heisted loot.


Jurched

 

[TheAssMaster]

Ken Lay faked his own death to protect his assets... I am not the only one who believes this..your thoughts?

It certainly was convenient, him dying like that just before he gets sentenced to 25 years of licking Bubba's sweaty nutsack in jail. And let's face it, he'll certainly have a few loose quid knocking around from all the people he fucked over to finance the move. I'm sure he's not the first shitsucking thief to resurface on some private island in the Caribbean, with no extradition treaty to the US, and a few loyal locals to discourage anyone nosing around asking questions. Definitely not beyond the realms of fantasy!

Over here in the UK we had a cunt named Ernest Saunders who got sentenced to some decent stir for insider trading in the Guinness scandal. Sadly he developed that terrible condition Alzheimers Disease and was soon a dribbling, shambling wreck. The authorities released him to see out the end of his days with what remaining dignity he had left .............................................. whereupon he miraculously recovered!!! The first man in the world to recover and reverse the effects of Alzheimers, yeah right! I'd have had the robbing cunt strapped up in a lab somewhere being experimented on to find the secret of his cure. I think it would be found to be the fact he was a lying sack of shit!

He croaked not long after, for real, but it would have been better for him to have checked out with some 18 stone convicts cock up his arse and his eyes popping out. Ah well!

 

[Hell_Awaits]

Hes hanging with Elvis.