killin deserves a SWEEEEEEET thread !!
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Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
i already told you.
i don´t think i have a big one. I just think that the latin average is bigger than the european one. And that´s a scientific proven theory. Proven with a ruler.
i don´t think i have a big one. I just think that the latin average is bigger than the european one. And that´s a scientific proven theory. Proven with a ruler.
Kuvasz
I love Pyramid Head
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
Originally posted by Johanna
there it is................. monkey warning!!!!
ahhahahahahah.. oops, let's laugh like intelectual swedes do... hihihihihiihihihihihihi
Kuvasz
I love Pyramid Head
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
my god
less expressive & gay than hihihihihiihhi is LOL.
But anyways, fuck the ability of LOL of not being expressive. At least it isn´t gay
less expressive & gay than hihihihihiihhi is LOL.
But anyways, fuck the ability of LOL of not being expressive. At least it isn´t gay
to whomever asked: Yes my avatar is my duct tape wallet. The three 6's are made out of electrical tape. Me and a pal of mine made the whole thing
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
oh!
so thats the answer for that "how many americans do you need to make a duct tape wallet with a 666 written on it" joke!
so thats the answer for that "how many americans do you need to make a duct tape wallet with a 666 written on it" joke!
bodomite
Your Executioner
normally takes 3 Americans to do it.
I can't tell for certain how many brazilians it would take, i don't believe they can afford a precious commodity like duct tape
I can't tell for certain how many brazilians it would take, i don't believe they can afford a precious commodity like duct tape
bodomite
Your Executioner
TO THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary." Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication. Look up "interspersed." And don't listen to Hillary anymore.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that difficult.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God
Save The Queen," but only after fully carrying out task 1 (above). We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best
if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.
7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "s**t."
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day."
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
Thank you for your cooperation,
The Queen's Troops
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary." Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication. Look up "interspersed." And don't listen to Hillary anymore.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that difficult.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God
Save The Queen," but only after fully carrying out task 1 (above). We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best
if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.
7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "s**t."
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day."
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
Thank you for your cooperation,
The Queen's Troops
Kuvasz
I love Pyramid Head
Oh, poor Harvester of Sorrow, the only american who can't take a joke and got offended... we're reeeeaaaallly sorry
foda-se
