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i'll look into the Prada and Tom Ford ... the rest I pretty much already had.

LOL @ Ken ... I forgot you probably spray yourself silly after you oil up :loco:


 
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manly men probably ought to use Old Splice splash-on ... but judging by the amount/type of responses to this thread, that's not the case in RC land :lol:
 
There is Tom Ford Extreme or some shit like that. It's at Nordstroms.(fuck that place btw)

Too expensive for a damn smell anyway.

Yea fuck buying smells. I work at Neiman Marcus Direct, so we have free samples and shit. I snagged like 80 samples of Tom Ford and it has brought the puss.

Tom Ford Extreme? wow.
 
Lurch, just buy a fucking $5 bottle of Preffered Stock at K-Mart.


I just dug through my stuff to see what cheap cologne I had in stock, whatever it was it appears that I'm all out. I believe it was a $10 bottle of preferred stock. When you're the world's most interesting racist, you can't afford to cut costs when it comes to smelling nectarous. Being white also provides a built in barrier against malodorous stench. A shower, some antiperspirant, and a good brushing is all that is needed to be dapper ist krieg.
 
Last weekend my sisters boyfriend came into the house, smelling of the worst cologne I have ever smelled. He also seemed to have gone tanning recently. I pointed to the east and told him "New Jersey is that way."

He didn't get it. :(
 
Aurel, have you ever heard of Vulva?

http://www.smellmeand.com/index_2.html


Another option is Pheroline

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Apply 2 sprays on the neck in the joint spot of the jaws and ears.

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Apply the cologne by spraying it on your chest area.

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What should I expect once I start using Pheroline®?

* More eye contact, interest, and smiles from females of all ages
* Increased sex appeal
* Increased dates and opportunities for sex
* Reinvigoration of your present relationship
* More passionate sex
* A positive, relaxing effect on those around you
* Being approached by women more often
* More self confidence
* Increased subconscious respect and focus on you by others

http://www.pheroline.com/
 
Are they hiring for any non-shitty positions? And does the place have rats? I took a job with AA out at the airport and had to quit very quickly because of rats and filth in general. Very surprising coming from such a big name.

Nah, we're actually laying off tons of people right now. I'm pretty safe since I am the only person that works in my department.
In the warehouse, there's tons of Mexicans. Speaking of rats. But I love those silly geese.