^ here's a scenario for you fuckstick ... try to keep up ...
you pass out at a party. You're in a chair with your head lolled back and mouth wide open. I give you a roman war-helmet. We all laugh and laugh and someone has a video of me slapping my dick over your forehead and onto your nose
You see the video on youtube a couple weeks later but it shows nothing else. Does that mean I fucked your mouth?
You so would wanna do that, don't you? Slapping your skinny viking sausage on another dudes face - great. Nice party - guess it's dudes only. Hey, it's okay, I don't judge.
Your friends see the video, comment on your skinny sausage and laugh. You cry, shit all over the keyboard, grab your roman war-helment and jack off to my little pony. A couple of weekes later a video shows up on youtube. Does this mean you wanna do it with a pony?
Can we stop this, your "humour" is giving me cancer.
Now go out, enjoy the sun and be happy, bro.