Lame joke of the week

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Why can't witches have babies?






















Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

 

[MFJ]

Nah.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Why can't witches have babies?






















Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

And remember why gypsies can't have babies..












Because they have crystal balls.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Haaha! BWN thats awesome

 

[Will Bozarth]

actually.... weenies ARE hollow... there is the urethra, which doesnt make it completely solid...

 

[Enemy242]

well its not that huge, the urethra, i would assume, and i would also assume that the joke meant as in fully hollow, like um... a log, but only with the outer rim... or something....

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

actually.... weenies ARE hollow... there is the urethra, which doesnt make it completely solid...

you said weenies

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahaha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that joke was indeed lame. You should come back when you have a better joke.

 

[Enemy242]

Why did the chicken cross the road?





























































































































to get to the other side!!!!!



















































































that has got to be the most original joke ever.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

A man walked into a bar and said ouch.

 

[Enemy242]

i love that one.























so a pig walks into a bar and sits down, and asks the bartender for a drink. the bartender says "sorry, we don't server food here"



































































get it?

 

[Pancakes]

Seal walks into a club...

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

I don't get it

 

[NinjaKitten]

Where to pirates go after work?






































































to the baaaaarrrrrr!


...why didnt the pirate take public transit?
































































because he has his own caaaaarrrrr!!!

 

[Karmic]

 

[darkRaven2407]

ok so a pirate walks in to a bar with a steering weel in his pants... and the bar tender asks whats that for... and the pirate responds "arrrrrrrr is driving me nuts!!"

 

[darkRaven2407]

ok so a termite walks into a bar and he asks wheres the bar tender



ahhahahahahaha well thats all i got till nextime

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender says "Whats with the long face?"

 

[Pancakes]

John Kerry walks into a bar, and the bar tender says "Whats with the long face?"

 

[MFJ]

A baby seal walks into a club.