Lame joke of the week

[Pancakes]

I beat you to that joke, Marksveld.

 

[MFJ]

snap man, didn't see.

good work!

 

[neal]

someone who is less lazy than me should find the dead baby jokes thread and ressurect it. there were some good ones.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the sidewalk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"

 

[neal]

hahah nice.

 

[MFJ]

A priest and a Rabbi die on the same day and meet each other at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says, "You've both lived lives of sin, so you cannot come into heaven." Both the rabbi and the priest are shocked.. "Please!", they say, "We'll do anything"!

St Peter feels a little bit of pity and says, "Fine.. I'm sending you to hell. If you can get satan to send you back, than you can come into heaven."

So they go off, and 10 hours later the priest comes back. He says, "St Peter! It turns out that the devil let me come back for 20 bucks!". St Peter, obviously angered says, "Oh... really... so where is the rabbi?"

"Well, I don't know. Before I left he had satan down to $19.95"

*badum crash*

 

[neal]

Hahahaha Greedy Jews!#%$@

 

[Pancakes]

Rabbi/Priest jokes fucking rock

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that joke rocks

 

[lizard]

A college English class was assigned the task to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story must include the subjects Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.

One young coed in the class was the only one to receive an A+. This is what she wrote:

"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it."

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

hahaha, nice.

 

[NinjaKitten]

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the sidewalk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That almost made me fall out of my chair. Nice one.

 

[nataservant]

A ninja walked in to a bar











and freaked out and killed everyone for looking at him wrong

 

[nataservant]

wait wait another one!!

... so slipknot made a good record

 

[neal]

suck a cheetah's dick.

 

[Karmic]

suck a cheetah's dick.

wesley wins

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

neal does win