Let me be the 1st to say ... CHUCK NORRIS CAN SUCK IT!!!

[TimatWaves]

Likely a marketing move. They will make more off the box office letting all the teens in now.

Chuck just gave them a story to run with.

 

[Mago]

noooooooooo...walker, wtf?!

 

[Skinny Viking]

they should have never had him in there anyway

Seagal would have been a much better choice ... hell, even Michael Dudikoff would have fit better

There is no fist behind Chuck Norris' beard, only a picture of Ted Nugent

 

[TimatWaves]

they should have never had him in there anyway

Seagal would have been a much better choice ... hell, even Michael Dudikoff would have fit better

There is no fist behind Chuck Norris' beard, only a picture of Ted Nugent

My vote would have been for Bruce Campbell If you are going for tongue in cheek delivery with violence,
might as well go for the best.

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ how about Sho Kosugi?

Yeah man, Sho-fucking-Kosugi

 

[grywolf627]

My vote would have been for Bruce Campbell

Oh hell yes. +1 to this! Grrroooovy.

 

[Skinny Viking]

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I hate Def Leppard

 

[TimatWaves]

^ how about Sho Kosugi?

Yeah man, Sho-fucking-Kosugi

Ohhhh yeah, pulling out the old Ninja magazine hero..... nice one!

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ tell me you didn't imitate all those crazy hand symbols he would do in the Revenge / Return of the Ninja movies right before he ripped someone's throat out through their assholes!

 

[RemoWilliams]

Can you say instant demand for an Unrated DVD. Oh, and Last Action Hero rocks. I don't care what anybody says. ANYBODY!!!!!:Shedevil:

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ you're just mad that there was no sequel for you

 

[TimatWaves]

Yeah like I said total marking move. More on the box office on the front end and higher demand for the unrated DVD upon release.

^ As much as I wanted to love Last Action Hero Megadeth's "Angry Again" on the soundtrack was the only redemption I could find.

 

[Skinny Viking]

 

[grywolf627]

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I hate Def Leppard

 

[RemoWilliams]

Yeah, then John McTiernan had to go on and do Die Hard With A Vegence which helped me learn how to distribute gallons of water in a crowded park. Oh, and your name is "Jesus, right?"

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ more believable than dodging 6 bullets at point blank range ... while NOT being Sho Kosugi!

 

[RemoWilliams]

^ more believable than dodging 6 bullets at point blank range ... while NOT being Sho Kosugi!

Why does Sho Kosugi gotta be the trump card. Can't it be Steve James? Kung-Fu Joe

 

[Skinny Viking]

no

no it can't

 

[RemoWilliams]

no

no it can't

 

[Skinny Viking]

If you're gonna do it .. do it right