Lets start another story Thread

[KoichCPA]

You know how it works.

"It was early in the morning,Goreripper was all cosy and warm in his Harold Bishop doona cover, he awoke to loud banging on his door. He got up and walked toward the knocking, he was shocked to find that at his door was.....

 

[Goreripper]

Hauppy and phloggy in some strange conpromising position on the door step. A large collection of Beatles and Elvis records were scattered all over the front lawn, and racing toward the commotion from the other end of the street...

 

[KoichCPA]

Was Trent and Sergent Gilroy from Cop Shop squabbling about who was rostered on to do the dishes today, the two gay couples then spotted each other and waved. It was at this point....

 

[Cyclonus]

... that the mighty VINNIE VINCENT appeared out of nowhere! The coulples were ready for his INVASION, but unfortunatley (for them), they were stopped by...

 

[KoichCPA]

Ewoks, on their way to Taco Bell. After the Ewoks had completely disembolwed Vinnie and stole all his shiny clothing accessories, they decided it was time they implemented their plan..........

 

[weetbix]

...to run down Oxford Street completely naked. Realizing that this was impossible covered in fur they headed off to find...

 

[spawn]

Spawny, who had mesh tops for all, once they were suitably dressed they decided to go to...

 

[KoichCPA]

go see Linkin Park in concert, Spawny didn't go however, because his room is much to exciting to leave. Trent and Sergent Gilroy, deistraught at Vinnies death, decided they only way to fight their pain was to....

 

[spawn]

form a supersexchargedarenarockraunchypopmetal glam band, they split up after the first rehearsal though, due to...

 

[KoichCPA]

a disagreement about they style of pant the band would wear, leather or spandex, leather or spandex, no one could decide, so Trent cracked a hissy fit and went home and cried. It was at this time when Spawny's mum.....

 

[spawn]

told Spawny to get the hell out of his room, but Spawny refused, he was having WAY too much fun at the time doing...

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

... the girl from the bus. Once the crazy love birds had finished their sexual adventures under Spawny's Spiderman doona cover...

 

[KoichCPA]

In walked Spawny's mum with some pizza shapes and coke and yelled out" Youse cunts have been fucking and shit,ey Spawny" SPawny and the bus girl went red with embarassment. Blitzy....

 

[Blitzkrieg]

...who turned up out of nowhere to return Spawny's rare Iced Earth bootlegs, was shocked and horrified to see what the young man had been doing under the covers. Before he could get a word in, Spawny explained that...

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

"It's ok mum, nothing actually happened!" The bus girl then backed him up and said "It's true Mrs. Spawny, although I didn't mind, it happens to all guys at least once in their life apparently". Spawny's mum then....

 

[KoichCPA]

started laughnig at Spawny's weiner, embarassed again,he runs and hides in the closet, wondering when the right time to come out of it is. Trent and Gilroy....

 

[spawn]

made cookies and milk for the bus lady to make up for the utter disappointment Spawny was, while Spawny sat there yelling at himself about it all "Dammit, as soon as the pressures on you flake out on me!"

Spawny put on those rare Iced Earth bootlegs though and all of a sudden...

 

[KoichCPA]

haha beat yeah

 

[spawn]

But mine works conveniently after yours anyway, so keep your mouth shut and pretend we meant it to happen