LONG TIMES NO NOTHINGS

[TOP_OPTH_FAN]

HELLO ALL OPETHS FAN

SO THE NEW ABLUM IS COMING AND I AM EXIED AND I MISS THIS PLACES MANY REASON I NOT BE HERE FOR LONG TIMES

1. I AM LOCKED OUT OF MY HOMES BY MY GRANDMOTHERS WHO DONT LIKE MY MUSICS

2. HOLIDAYS

3. I AM AREESTED FOR BRUCE LEE KICKING MAN AT SHOP WHO I THINKED FOOLED ME ABOUT GUITARS

I LEARN TO PLAY GUITARS AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CORDS SO I BUYING CORD BOOKS AND LERNING THEM ALL BUT I CANNOT FING H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z CORDS SO I GO BACK TO SHOPS AND ASK FOR THE BITS OF MISSING BOOK AND HE SAYING THAT CORDS ARE ONLY FROM A TO G SO I THINKING HE LIES AT ME AND GET ANGRY BUT NIOW I KNOW I AM A IDIOT BUT I NOW LEARNING GUITARS

 

[Hybrid_Child]

The Z minor chord does exist.

 

[ever dying]

Look its BLAK METALS REBELS!

 

[ingenkommentar]

It stopped being funny like, 3 threads ago.

 

[Wander]

It'd be damn cool if TOP_OPTH-FAN actually existed. Too bad. Well, he still wrote some ass-kicking lyrics.

 

[EkstatikParataxis]

We missed you!

 

[Lothlorien]

not your best work, but still amusing.

 

[Pethical]

in hot competition with waz

 

[Mr. Bland]

Grammar is pretty correct in this one, have you been taking some Engrish classes lately? Not much loling here...

 

[Ruun]

not funny, asshole

 

[all_sins_undone]

not your best work

 

[Vamos]

HELLO ALL OPETHS FAN

Fatal error. It basically destroys everything else you said afterwards. It is "OPTH", always "OPTH"...this is basic stuff man!

 

[worldwide_suicide]

you've lost it what happened?!

 

[i aint play this]

wow this thread is the best example of someone trying too fucking extremely hard. I don't think there is room for trying anymore...fucking christ.

Top_Opth _Fan man, quit it. for good.

 

[shadyfigure]

i thought it was funny

 

[Awake_In_Animosity]

Look its BLAK METALS REBELS!

lolz

 

[Rogue Eagle]

I see this thread more like...
One of your favourite bands coming out of retirement 30 years later..... to play one show.... and looking tired.

Still, it beats all the 'hey I haz new opeth music downloads here <insert crappy fake link>'

 

[The Poona of Peshwa]

Really too bad. This is like the "Godfather III".

 

[myndcrym370]

HELLO ALL OPETHS FAN

SO THE NEW ABLUM IS COMING AND I AM EXIED AND I MISS THIS PLACES MANY REASON I NOT BE HERE FOR LONG TIMES

1. I AM LOCKED OUT OF MY HOMES BY MY GRANDMOTHERS WHO DONT LIKE MY MUSICS

2. HOLIDAYS

3. I AM AREESTED FOR BRUCE LEE KICKING MAN AT SHOP WHO I THINKED FOOLED ME ABOUT GUITARS

I LEARN TO PLAY GUITARS AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CORDS SO I BUYING CORD BOOKS AND LERNING THEM ALL BUT I CANNOT FING H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z CORDS SO I GO BACK TO SHOPS AND ASK FOR THE BITS OF MISSING BOOK AND HE SAYING THAT CORDS ARE ONLY FROM A TO G SO I THINKING HE LIES AT ME AND GET ANGRY BUT NIOW I KNOW I AM A IDIOT BUT I NOW LEARNING GUITARS

1. if anyone remembers a guy around here named "waz", I think this is waz, the second coming

and

2. If you Bruce Lee kicked someone and got arrested for it, then that's sweet

 

[Alteredmindeath]

smoke more dope next time.