Lyrical quiz time.....

[nik]

How metal are you feeling ????? Heard these words before ? But where ?
1. 'met your end with a butchers knife'.
2. 'my cheerios just aint the same'.
3. 'whip me bitch until my ass bleeds'.
4. 'death is fucking you insane'.
5. 'if i'm gonna cry - will you wipe away my tears'.
6. 'and my balls are always bouncing'.
7. 'lizzy borden took an ax and gave her mother 40 whacks'.

If you got 7/7, fuck me your more metal than HMS Destroyer.
6/7, lead piping good for the bonce.
5/7, harder than jon bon jovi JUST
4/7, start with sabbath you gotta lot of catching up to do!!.
3/7, stick to KISS.
2/7, turn your cd off and go back to vh1 girls night.
1/7, snowplowbollocker i thought you were banned with the gay
ass S.o.T's.

tell us how you got on

Av a laugh
peace and oreo's to all

 

[johnnieCzech]

I suck ass! I only recognized S.O.D., M.O.D. AC/DC and Slayer

 

[nik]

I suck ass! I only recognized S.O.D., M.O.D. AC/DC and Slayer

johnnieCzech I expected better from you...
No beer for a week. .

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

1. Anthrax - Howling Furies
2. S.O.D. - Milk
3. M.O.D. - Resist
4. Slayer - Silent Scream
5. Suicidal Tendencies - How Will I Laugh Tomorrow?
6. AC/DC - Big Balls

That's all I got.

 

[nik]

2. S.O.D. - Milk
3. M.O.D. - Resist
4. Slayer - Silent Scream
6. AC/DC - Big Balls

That's all I got.

Cryptkeeper NO excusses i expect better even at your young age.
I'm taking your porn off you for a month.. .

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Cryptkeeper NO excusses i expect better even at your young age.
I'm taking your porn off you for a month.. .

Hey, I edited my first post.

1. Anthrax - Howling Furies
5. Suicidal Tendencies - How Will I Laugh Tomorrow?

 

[nik]

Cryptkeeper NO excusses i expect better even at your young age.
I'm taking your porn off you for a month.. .

Well done I hope you didnt cheat !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get the last one and i'll give you your porn back..... .

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

7. Alice Cooper - Inmates (We're All Crazy)

 

[nik]

7. Alice Cooper - Inmates (We're All Crazy)

come on now crypto you've been on one of them lyric searches havent you ?.
.
I think ill keep hold of the porn until you come up with a good explination. .

 

[johnnieCzech]

I should have my balls cut off for not recognizing Anthrax! Anyway I always thought the song Howling Furies sucked...

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

come on now crypto you've been on one of them lyric searches havent you ?.
.
I think ill keep hold of the porn until you come up with a good explination. .

No need for an explination nik. I simply looked at my copy of Alice Cooper's "From the Inside". Keep the porn, I don't need it anyway

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

My turn:

1. "and when she died, I couldn't cry"
2. "The smoke is blotting out the moon"
3. "from behind I cut her crotch, in her ass I stuck my cock"
4. "techno is the new reich!"
5. "it's not your imagination, it's not a bad trippy, yes that's him, it's a big smelly hippie!"

 

[johnnieCzech]

the first is Pantera and I have to confess I don´t know the rest. Number 4 reminds me of Scooter and Rammstein, but these being a lame ass bands I guess you wouldn´t include them.

 

[nik]

My turn:

1. "and when she died, I couldn't cry"
2. "The smoke is blotting out the moon"
3. "from behind I cut her crotch, in her ass I stuck my cock"
4. "techno is the new reich!"
5. "it's not your imagination, it's not a bad trippy, yes that's him, it's a big smelly hippie!"

No.1 : ???????
No.2 : beyond the black METAL CHURCH
No.3 : got me there????
No.4 :de men of stein M.O.D
No.5 : is it GWAR ?

Not to bad a go...but i'm still keeping the porn (you can never have to much).
Good lyric site for you i think its called darklyric.com or something but its fun trying..

Peace and free porn to all
NIK

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

No.1 : ???????
No.2 : beyond the black METAL CHURCH
No.3 : got me there????
No.4 :de men of stein M.O.D
No.5 : is it GWAR ?

Answers:

1. Pantera - Cemetery Gates
2. correct
3. Cannibal Corpse - Fucked With a Knife
4. correct
5. yes, it's GWAR's Slaughterauma