Make a Wish thread

[Janina]

Self-timer, my dear. You've got your digital camera.

-towo

Yeah, and I've even learned, how to use it, but still... You should take my word for it

 

[bodomite]

Who the hell is SchwerMetallMädchen? And Ralph? Reveal yourself!

BIATCH DONT BE MAKIN A MOVE ON MY WOMAN I WILL CAP YO ASS!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

kill him, dude...kill him!!!

 

[Welly]

i once talked to schwer... and now i have no more arms.. and i got a baseball bat stuck in my ass..fear bodomite!

 

[towo]

Janina: You've learned how to use it and haven't shown me anything?

Well, thanks for keeping the promise.

-towo

 

[towo]

BIATCH DONT BE MAKIN A MOVE ON MY WOMAN I WILL CAP YO ASS!

"CAP THY ARSE" sounds cooler.

-towo

 

[Janina]

I never promised to show you my butt, if I'm not mistaken

 

[bodomite]

omg

 

[towo]

Not the butt, not the butt..

-towo

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

 

[Janina]

Not the butt, not the butt..

-towo

But you've seen my face, and there isn't anything to see in between my face and my butt

 

[towo]

Is there.

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

no difference?!
damn then u must have hell nice ass....or.....hell ugly face


j/k

 

[MagSec4]

Janina:Physical aspects don't matter. You're my wife goddamnit! >(
Oh.. about my return.. uhh.. I'm going to have to postpone that indefinitely because a new cereal came out here in NY.. and it has berries and everything.. It's really good... I'd like to stay and enjoy it every morning..
Sorry sweetie..

 

[towo]

You're preferring a berry cereal over your lovely wife Janina?
DUMP THAT BASTARD, Janina!

-towo

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

exactly

 

[Janina]

Ok, that's it!!!
You can keep your damn cereal... I could have made you the best meals you've ever had, but if you prefer some lousy, cheap cereal, then I wish all the best for you and that damn new love of your's!

But I have to wonder... how good performance can those do between the sheets??

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

how good performance can those do between the sheets??

I bet you already know

 

[MagSec4]

Well, I don't know about Finland.. but in NY we don't take cereal to bed for sexual activities
: p

 

[Janina]

Well, excuse me, CoB666, but I have never ever slept with cereal...

Is that even possible, btw..?