Nightshade
Blonde to the bone
It's not newspeak or doubleplusungoodspeak, it's simply no child left behind all growed up. Evolution of the language is a shift in words -- light to lite, for example -- or an addition or subtraction of words -- ROFL -- it is not someone who's too braindead to have learned the difference between their, there and they're, too, two and to, or where and were. It's also not teh typos. It's ignorance. Before spelling was standardized, optional spelling was fine. It was standardized for clarification. Going backwards is stupid.