Males and Females

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Any actual human porn stars that do scenes on video are a no, hentai bitches are the real deal.

 

[King Richard]

Even good looking porn chicks don't do anything for me.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Somebody's got hepatitis...

 

[Pessimism]

I was in that threesome last night.

I was one of the chicks.


Thanks for trying to fuck me in the ass you bastard. That shit hurt.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I feel like pronouncing "bastard" so as to rhyme with "retard" from now on.

 

[The Ozzman]

Gianna Michaels is awesome

 

[damnromulans]

Just had a threesome with two girls in my class last night, one of which has a boyfriend. Good times.

I may have overlooked the benefits of emotionless hedonism in the past. No longer is that the case.

We'll donate flowers when said boyfriend finds this post and kills you in your sleep!

 

[Vimana]

I'll donate fire.

 

[Vimana]

It's only redundant if he kills you with fire. Oh wait. Is it redundant because your name's Death Aflame?

 

[Eligos]

That's his actual name. It's on his social security card and everything. He got beat up in middle school for it.

 

[damnromulans]

He won't find out.

Have I been a dickhead to you in the past or something? Sorry if I have.

A good portion of North American porn actresses I've seen are fucking gross and awful, and don't even talk to me about the disgusting hamwhale male actors they use. I can't think of anything grosser than some blond chick with badly penciled eyebrows yelling OOOH YEAHHH and grunting like a man.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Any actual human porn stars that do scenes on video are a no, hentai bitches are the real deal.

Fuck yea son!!

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

^Fucking nerd.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

You have no room to talk four eyes.

 

[The Butt]

Might be just me, but I view banging some other dude's chick as really douchey tbh.

 

[Pessimism]

I agree with you entirely.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

You have no room to talk four eyes.

I wear them so people think I'm smart.

 

[Cythraul]

Might be just me, but I view banging some other dude's chick as really douchey tbh.

fucking dot

 

[HamburgerBoy]

fucking dot

For a second I was going to say she was taken, but then I remembered that Yakko and Wakko were her brothers, not romantic interests.

 

[Cythraul]

You're a silly goose.