Some guy is hitting on my girlfriend over facebook. He's really creepy. She's the only friend he has on there and he writes incredibly long messages all over everything. Talks about how beautiful she is, how he'd be a better boyfriend than me, how he's thinking of killing himself, what a dick I am, and loads of unnecessary details about his life and how he plans on decorating his new apartment and shit. Neither I nor my gf have met the guy in person ever...what level of excessively-macho response is called for?
I did tell my gf that he's a creepy asshole and I'd prefer if she didn't talk to him, but I'm not gonna try to forbid her to talk to him or anything. She talks to him because she feels bad for him.
It has already been suggested that I burn his house down, kill his family, and rape him while he tries to hold back the tears. As much as I like that option, I don't want to pay for the bus ride out to where he lives.