Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

What's all this horse shit about whether or not a bitch drinks beer or not. I mean yea sure if it gets her loose thumbs up but who gives a shit about the social significance. We should be asking the real questions.. does she take it in the dirt? does she spit on your dick? and most importantly, does she do it for you or for her? Socrates asked these questions

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Beer guts to an extent on women are sexy.

I dont know Ive ever been with a woman that didnt like beer...That would be a waste of time.

Only heavy metal vomit parties where you drink a thousand beers is real.

So.... Would?

 

[KafkaX]

Gah, where do I know that annoying bitch from?

Fuck, I cant place it, but depending how drunk I was Id hit it. She isnt that attractive but I cant get the fact out of my head that she annoyed the living fuck out of me with whatever movie/show she was in.

 

[-CC-]

Pulp Fiction

 

[Onder]

Whose motorcycle is this?

EDIT: ninja'd

 

[Carpe Mortem]

She thinks potbellies are sexy. Or pots. Not sure, bitch is fuckin French and doesn't talk right.

 

[KafkaX]

Pulp Fiction

Good call.

 

[unknown]

she wanted to know who Zed was

 

[Master_Yoda77]

According to Carpe, I really need to fucking move to Detroit.

 

[Satanstoenail]

My girlfriend drinks strictly anything.

My wife is the same. She's drinking a beer right now actually.

 

[Indestructible]

Yea I hear you guys on all this. I never had a wife of my own, but I once met this hottie, her name was Jenna, and my dick stood straight up like an antenna. She had a box, I was dyin' to enter, but she gave head like a sad beginner.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Beer guts to an extent on women are sexy.

...sup?

 

[Nephilim96]

Yea I hear you guys on all this. I never had a wife of my own, but I once met this hottie, her name was Jenna, and my dick stood straight up like an antenna. She had a box, I was dyin' to enter, but she gave head like a sad beginner.

I wonder why you got banned.

 

[CF87]

Women that drink have cottage cheese in their vaginas. And I don't like bars or want warts on my cock. So I'm good.

 

[-CC-]

I swear, this forum is so misinformed on cottage cheese. We need a fucking thread to teach y'all about this fucking amazingly nutritious and delicious food. Bitches don't know bout casein protein.

EDIT: I'm fucking doing it.

 

[unknown]

 

[The Butt]

Congratulations man! Where and how did you pop the question?

 

[Zephyrus]

Fuck yeah, Mike!

 

[Einherjar86]

Totally read that as some clever response to Cyanide's cottage cheese rant.

But yeah, anyway... congrats!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Congrats to you fags getting engaged

I still don;t understand the one vag forever thing but cheers!