Males and Females

[rms]

You've met me and I like to tell people they are being cunts and to stop cunting around.

Guess that's true, don't remember too many cunts being dropped though

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I was probably being nice.

 

[KafkaX]

 

[Satanstoenail]

Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing

I thought this should go here.

 

[0Marty]

Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing

I thought this should go here.

I've read similar article. What I don't understand is why they needed to make a research to find this out. Just look where (which hole) the fluid is coming from.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

They leave out the most important part, HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM SQUIRT!??!!?!

 

[KafkaX]

Havnt we talked about this before on this page?

Either way, squirting is fucking disgusting.

I got with a squirter one time, went down on her, (didnt know she was a squirter) and she pissed in my mouth.

Now, I will forever stay away from squirters.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I like it. It's just so dirty. It makes me feel weird, like I'm doing something so wrong. I don't know why that's a turn on. Plus any girl that's willing to squirt is usually willing to do much more

 

[waif]

I had a girl squirt all over my bed once and it didn't smell like pee. Just my two cents.

 

[-CC-]

My ex was a squirter, and yeah it never smelled like pee. For the longest time it was clear, but one morning we had sex it was yellow. For some reason that infuriated me. I began wondering if she had always just been peeing on me. She later shat on me towards the end of the relationship so that became the bigger issue. Having said that, I miss being with a squirter. Easily makes for some of the best sex ever.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

How did she shit on you? Please explain this

 

[KafkaX]

^ YUP. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm way too much of a "bastard" to put up with shit like this.

 

[-CC-]

I guess she had the squirts one night (the bad kind) and while riding me she suddenly went fully pale and said "WE HAVE TO STOP!" and I'm just like what? "I pooped on your hand" and ran to the bathroom. Sure enough, as I look there's poop all over my hand where I had cupped her ass. I tried to laugh it off with her because I figured she'd be embarrassed as all hell. She didn't think it was funny at all. We ended up breaking up when trying to do anal a few weeks later. It wasn't the sole reason obviously, but it's what triggered the final fight, and is one of my favorite stories.

Neither of us had done anal before so we decided to do some prep work first. This meant using a butt plug. So on this particular night we're doing doggy while I'm using the butt plug on her. Instead of going in and out I just kept it in all the way for the entirety of the session per her request. Well, when I pulled it out at the end, some shit came out. I got a bit taken aback and was expecting her to do something. She hadn't noticed anything so I paused for a second before brilliantly saying "uh, you should probably clean yourself up". Yes, not the most romantic thing to say, but for some reason I thought it was the best thing to say in that moment. She said I was a fucking asshole and ran crying to the bathroom. That was the last time we had sex and broke up like 2 days later.

I still think about her from time to time. She was in love with me, but I wasnt in love with her. She treated me like a king though, and no one has matched her in bed. She was part squirter, part animal, and full on double F's on a petite body.

 

[0Marty]

All this squirt talk reminded me of this
http://www.xvideos.com/video5876930/laura_niles_nude_-_californication_2007_s01e10

 

[Matt]

Squirting is gross. Anal sex gets messy sometimes, just how it is.

 

[Nephilim96]

She later shat on me towards the end of the relationship so that became the bigger issue.

I hope you're not being literal.

EDIT: Oh fuck you were

 

[Nephilim96]

Squirting is gross. Anal sex gets messy sometimes, just how it is.

That's why I think you should always use a condom for that. Don't want no shit on my dick

 

[Baroque]

I had a girl squirt in my mouth once and I just tried to drink/lick it all up. Tasted good, not entirely like urine. But even if it was there's not much harm in drinking a little pee. Poo on the other hand, ack. No thx.

 

[Baroque]

Also, started fucking a new girl 2 days ago. Shit's intense and I love it.