Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

I'm way too much of a "bastard" to put up with shit like this.

 

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I guess she had the squirts one night (the bad kind) and while riding me she suddenly went fully pale and said "WE HAVE TO STOP!" and I'm just like what? "I pooped on your hand" and ran to the bathroom. Sure enough, as I look there's poop all over my hand where I had cupped her ass. I tried to laugh it off with her because I figured she'd be embarrassed as all hell. She didn't think it was funny at all. We ended up breaking up when trying to do anal a few weeks later. It wasn't the sole reason obviously, but it's what triggered the final fight, and is one of my favorite stories.

Neither of us had done anal before so we decided to do some prep work first. This meant using a butt plug. So on this particular night we're doing doggy while I'm using the butt plug on her. Instead of going in and out I just kept it in all the way for the entirety of the session per her request. Well, when I pulled it out at the end, some shit came out. I got a bit taken aback and was expecting her to do something. She hadn't noticed anything so I paused for a second before brilliantly saying "uh, you should probably clean yourself up". Yes, not the most romantic thing to say, but for some reason I thought it was the best thing to say in that moment. She said I was a fucking asshole and ran crying to the bathroom. That was the last time we had sex and broke up like 2 days later.

I still think about her from time to time. She was in love with me, but I wasnt in love with her. She treated me like a king though, and no one has matched her in bed. She was part squirter, part animal, and full on double F's on a petite body.

 

[0Marty]

All this squirt talk reminded me of this
http://www.xvideos.com/video5876930/laura_niles_nude_-_californication_2007_s01e10

 

[Matt]

Squirting is gross. Anal sex gets messy sometimes, just how it is.

 

[Nephilim96]

She later shat on me towards the end of the relationship so that became the bigger issue.

I hope you're not being literal.

EDIT: Oh fuck you were

 

[Nephilim96]

Squirting is gross. Anal sex gets messy sometimes, just how it is.

That's why I think you should always use a condom for that. Don't want no shit on my dick

 

[Baroque]

I had a girl squirt in my mouth once and I just tried to drink/lick it all up. Tasted good, not entirely like urine. But even if it was there's not much harm in drinking a little pee. Poo on the other hand, ack. No thx.

 

[Baroque]

Also, started fucking a new girl 2 days ago. Shit's intense and I love it.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I actually have something to contribute to this thread, wtf.

Asked a girl out on OKC today. She said she's got a birthday this weekend but would get back to me next week.

I'm already infatuated like a fucking teenager. She's cute, nerdy, and cool with metal.

 

[Zephyrus]

I wonder how many other men she told that. Stay realistic, my friend.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I know, I'm just overwhelmed by the fact that I'm doing this again.

I'll try to ask a few other girls out in the meantime, while I'm in the groove.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

eat, sleep, pick up, repeat. Good for you man

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I had a girl squirt in my mouth once and I just tried to drink/lick it all up. Tasted good, not entirely like urine. But even if it was there's not much harm in drinking a little pee. Poo on the other hand, ack. No thx.

Didn't Gandhi start everyday with a glass of piss? There must be something to it.

 

[unknown]

Also, started fucking a new girl 2 days ago. Shit's intense and I love it.

after reading this page, I'm not sure if you mean this literally or figuratively

 

[Baroque]

after reading this page, I'm not sure if you mean this literally or figuratively

Hahaha. I thought the same thing rereading that story. I mean the sex is incredible, we both have a ton of pent up energy we're releasing on each other.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I got with a squirter one time, went down on her, (didnt know she was a squirter) and she pissed in my mouth.

Now, I will forever stay away from squirters.

For some reason that infuriated me. I began wondering if she had always just been peeing on me. She later shat on me

oh man this page is gold!

 

[arg]

Cyanide should have smeared it on her face then licked it

 

[Nephilim96]

Please don't tell me you eat/lick shit. Clean buttholes only, man.

 

[Baroque]

Do you all have a favorite race of women?

For me it's something like white > black > latina > indian > asian

 

[SentinelSlain]

In 50 years time you'll probably get executed for saying things like that

For me it's

white > wasian > latina > indian > asian > black