Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

She later shat on me towards the end of the relationship so that became the bigger issue.

I hope you're not being literal.

EDIT: Oh fuck you were

 

[Nephilim96]

Squirting is gross. Anal sex gets messy sometimes, just how it is.

That's why I think you should always use a condom for that. Don't want no shit on my dick

 

[Baroque]

I had a girl squirt in my mouth once and I just tried to drink/lick it all up. Tasted good, not entirely like urine. But even if it was there's not much harm in drinking a little pee. Poo on the other hand, ack. No thx.

 

[Baroque]

Also, started fucking a new girl 2 days ago. Shit's intense and I love it.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I actually have something to contribute to this thread, wtf.

Asked a girl out on OKC today. She said she's got a birthday this weekend but would get back to me next week.

I'm already infatuated like a fucking teenager. She's cute, nerdy, and cool with metal.

 

[Zephyrus]

I wonder how many other men she told that. Stay realistic, my friend.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I know, I'm just overwhelmed by the fact that I'm doing this again.

I'll try to ask a few other girls out in the meantime, while I'm in the groove.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

eat, sleep, pick up, repeat. Good for you man

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I had a girl squirt in my mouth once and I just tried to drink/lick it all up. Tasted good, not entirely like urine. But even if it was there's not much harm in drinking a little pee. Poo on the other hand, ack. No thx.

Didn't Gandhi start everyday with a glass of piss? There must be something to it.

 

[unknown]

Also, started fucking a new girl 2 days ago. Shit's intense and I love it.

after reading this page, I'm not sure if you mean this literally or figuratively

 

[Baroque]

after reading this page, I'm not sure if you mean this literally or figuratively

Hahaha. I thought the same thing rereading that story. I mean the sex is incredible, we both have a ton of pent up energy we're releasing on each other.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I got with a squirter one time, went down on her, (didnt know she was a squirter) and she pissed in my mouth.

Now, I will forever stay away from squirters.

For some reason that infuriated me. I began wondering if she had always just been peeing on me. She later shat on me

oh man this page is gold!

 

[arg]

Cyanide should have smeared it on her face then licked it

 

[Nephilim96]

Please don't tell me you eat/lick shit. Clean buttholes only, man.

 

[Baroque]

Do you all have a favorite race of women?

For me it's something like white > black > latina > indian > asian

 

[SentinelSlain]

In 50 years time you'll probably get executed for saying things like that

For me it's

white > wasian > latina > indian > asian > black

 

[Zephyrus]

I actually only ever find white women attractive. Not worth ranking the other races after them.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

but you'd bang Beyonce or Rihanna right?

 

[unknown]

Do you all have a favorite race of women?

For me it's something like white > black > latina > indian > asian

my last few girlfriends have been Mexican, with the occasional Japanese mix. So I assume I prefer latina girls? Works for me. Dem hips doe

 

[Dak]

my last few girlfriends have been Mexican, with the occasional Japanese mix. So I assume I prefer latina girls? Works for me. Dem hips doe

Hell yeahs