Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

https://twitter.com/caliluvgirl77/status/596668123815628800

LOL, fits this thread.

 

[-CC-]

So that begs the question. Has it happened to anyone else on this forum?

 

[Zephyrus]

I've been with six women, and not a single squirt, let alone shit.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yea but I mean cmon that's like Buzz saying he's been to the moon and has never seen aliens. You gotta Star Trek transport way out there and many times to find those kind of hoes

So that begs the question. Has it happened to anyone else on this forum?

I've been peed on and pulled out a nice chunk of shit on my dick. sooooo kinda

 

[The Butt]

I love this place. Only here could you find someone make a Star Trek reference to shitdick.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Only here? You're on the internet, son.

 

[The Butt]

Well I've only seen it here.

 

[Satanstoenail]

So that begs the question. Has it happened to anyone else on this forum?

Never been shat on, no. Hoping not to add that one to my list of life experiences.

 

[arg]

sometimes when rimming a butthole i get a slight shit residue or a whiff of gas but never a fully formed shit

 

[Krow]

Been peed on, have had a brown ring of death on my dick... Had a girl sneeze and headbutt the fuck out of me during sex once.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

OK, so let's get to the real shit, who has snowballed and felched?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Missionary with the lights out is the only true way. Otherwise Jesus will get offended.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Girl #1 has postponed on me a second time - another "sorry so busy this week, maybe next week". The advice I've taken is to give her the silent treatment (i.e. no replies) until she follows up with something more specific.

In the meantime, I got a reply from Girl #2 today, so I'm diversifying

 

[waif]

OK, so let's get to the real shit, who has snowballed and felched?

Eww. I don't really have a good reason for it but I don't like kissing a girl after she's swallowed my load. Even if she's just sucked my dick a bit I'd prefer she chew some gum or something. Also, I straight up will not put my face near an unclean vag.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've bent a girl over my knee and spanked her.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I've bent a girl over my knee and spanked her.

Woah there de Sade, take it easy for fucks sake! Is that even legal?

 

[waif]

 

[SentinelSlain]

it would be funny if there was a law that said that everyone has to kiss his wife or gf's feet.

 

[Satanstoenail]

It would be funny if foot fetishism was outlawed and foot fetishists were publicly shamed.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Don't excite JAGE by giving him the possibility that the public shaming could entail the townswomen rubbing their feet on his face.