Males and Females

I just remember the Beavis and Butthead episode from the latest series the one with the foot fetishist.
 
Sometimes my girlfriend makes me feel like a little bitch and I don't really like it but still it's like I'm the fucking whiny whore.
 
Yeah. Porn is pretty shitty in my opinion. Maybe it enhances some people's sex lives, but not for me. It just made the real thing seem weird.
 
SentinelSlain said:
Yeah. Porn is pretty shitty in my opinion. Maybe it enhances some people's sex lives, but not for me. It just made the real thing seem weird.
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Not my problem (or a problem at all). I was just saying I liked watching anal porn but I really don't need to do it in real life. It's just something about a whore's ass getting fucked.
 
You know that kind of sexual frustration that doesn't go away even after you masturbate two times and just remains there inside you. It's the hangover one. Like the brain doesn't comprehend that it's all over, that the dick was beaten twice!! There's just this girl I like. One wouldn't say she's pretty and I've heard people say that, but she just makes me horny.
 
0nder, I kinda get that. Not that it's the same but I loooove ugly girls with great bodies or even features. Sometimes I'll see a mom, or an ugly skinny broad or a fat girl and think they'd really appreciate a good sport fuck deep dickin and that turns me on, ugh I'm awful
 
Jimmy... Dead. said:
0nder, I kinda get that. Not that it's the same but I loooove ugly girls with great bodies or even features. Sometimes I'll see a mom, or an ugly skinny broad or a fat girl and think they'd really appreciate a good sport fuck deep dickin and that turns me on, ugh I'm awful
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Man ugly girls with great bodies are a shame. Although they may put out more easily..
 
So I've decided that instead of struggling with my extreme pickiness in women, mild social awkwardness, and general avoidance of parties/etc that make me bored out of my fucking mind I'm just going to take a few months and get into the most amazing shape of my life. I've definitely got the genes for it and I'm only ~175 at 6'1- I just need to turn up the intensity and get a little closer to the 140 I was when I graduated highschool. Split the difference I think with some muscle and shoot for 160 maybe...

Anyway, I might as well stack the deck in my favor, especially given my extreme pickiness I guess I'd better earn the right to be picky.
 
Draele said:
So I've decided that instead of struggling with my extreme pickiness in women, mild social awkwardness, and general avoidance of parties/etc that make me bored out of my fucking mind I'm just going to take a few months and get into the most amazing shape of my life. I've definitely got the genes for it and I'm only ~175 at 6'1- I just need to turn up the intensity and get a little closer to the 140 I was when I graduated highschool. Split the difference I think with some muscle and shoot for 160 maybe...

Anyway, I might as well stack the deck in my favor, especially given my extreme pickiness I guess I'd better earn the right to be picky.
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I encourage this sort of attitude. It has worked for me in a variety of contexts and applications.
 
I'm probably too used to my own company to get on with anyone now. I just don't give a shit about awkwardness or being cool.
 
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