Males and Females

[zabu of nΩd]

Girl #1 has postponed on me a second time - another "sorry so busy this week, maybe next week". The advice I've taken is to give her the silent treatment (i.e. no replies) until she follows up with something more specific.

In the meantime, I got a reply from Girl #2 today, so I'm diversifying

 

[waif]

OK, so let's get to the real shit, who has snowballed and felched?

Eww. I don't really have a good reason for it but I don't like kissing a girl after she's swallowed my load. Even if she's just sucked my dick a bit I'd prefer she chew some gum or something. Also, I straight up will not put my face near an unclean vag.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've bent a girl over my knee and spanked her.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I've bent a girl over my knee and spanked her.

Woah there de Sade, take it easy for fucks sake! Is that even legal?

 

[waif]

 

[SentinelSlain]

it would be funny if there was a law that said that everyone has to kiss his wife or gf's feet.

 

[Satanstoenail]

It would be funny if foot fetishism was outlawed and foot fetishists were publicly shamed.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Don't excite JAGE by giving him the possibility that the public shaming could entail the townswomen rubbing their feet on his face.

 

[Satanstoenail]

All I can think of when I imagine foot fetishists is foot odour breath and mouth tinea. Disgusting business.

 

[Onder]

I just remember the Beavis and Butthead episode from the latest series the one with the foot fetishist.

 

[Onder]

Sometimes my girlfriend makes me feel like a little bitch and I don't really like it but still it's like I'm the fucking whiny whore.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't really like foot fetish when I'm actually with someone, the grossness stands out, it's weird.

 

[Onder]

I don't really like foot fetish when I'm actually with someone, the grossness stands out, it's weird.

Yeah well I don't really need anal sex even though I watch anal porn, that might be similar.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Yeah. Porn is pretty shitty in my opinion. Maybe it enhances some people's sex lives, but not for me. It just made the real thing seem weird.

 

[Onder]

Yeah. Porn is pretty shitty in my opinion. Maybe it enhances some people's sex lives, but not for me. It just made the real thing seem weird.

Not my problem (or a problem at all). I was just saying I liked watching anal porn but I really don't need to do it in real life. It's just something about a whore's ass getting fucked.

 

[Onder]

You know that kind of sexual frustration that doesn't go away even after you masturbate two times and just remains there inside you. It's the hangover one. Like the brain doesn't comprehend that it's all over, that the dick was beaten twice!! There's just this girl I like. One wouldn't say she's pretty and I've heard people say that, but she just makes me horny.

 

[KafkaX]

It would be funny if foot fetishism was outlawed and foot fetishists were publicly shamed.

THIS.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

0nder, I kinda get that. Not that it's the same but I loooove ugly girls with great bodies or even features. Sometimes I'll see a mom, or an ugly skinny broad or a fat girl and think they'd really appreciate a good sport fuck deep dickin and that turns me on, ugh I'm awful

 

[SentinelSlain]

I still have a fantasy about italian women.

 

[The Ozzman]

0nder, I kinda get that. Not that it's the same but I loooove ugly girls with great bodies or even features. Sometimes I'll see a mom, or an ugly skinny broad or a fat girl and think they'd really appreciate a good sport fuck deep dickin and that turns me on, ugh I'm awful

Man ugly girls with great bodies are a shame. Although they may put out more easily..