Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Gents, I got the FleshLight. It works. I'd give it a 9/10. Does it feel like the real thing.. well no. Does it come close? sure does.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'd give it a 9/10.

Not a solid 16?

 

[Dak]

Think a nine could be like a 25ish. Better than any woman he's gonna meet. Fleshlight for life! At $60 or whatever that saves on a ton of date money.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

a solid 22

 

[Satanstoenail]

Might as well go the whole way and get a virtual reality set while he's at it.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Gents, I got the FleshLight. It works. I'd give it a 9/10. Does it feel like the real thing.. well no. Does it come close? sure does.

Does the texture provide a speed limit?

 

[CiG]

Hahahahahaha.

 

[CF87]

Recall seeing something about you have to pay for pussy, true, but to be honest I would not give a woman jackshit. That's just me though.

 

[Onder]

I didn't think the situation on this forum could get any worse but now we went from rating random women on a picture to rating fleshlights.

 

[Onder]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Does the texture provide a speed limit?

i'm not sure what you mean, but you can pretty much do whatever minus the pair of legs to stabilize yourself

 

[HamburgerBoy]

At least for me with the Tenga Egg, the rubber's texture is hard enough that it feels like I would be shredding up my dick if I tried going max speed. Not surprising that the Fleshlight would be better designed though, will keep that in mind.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I met a cute girl while on vacation with the family in Pittsburgh. She talked to me about Trailer Park Boys and King Diamond. Couldn't really do much since my parents were there. Oh, and the fact that I live 500 miles away. Whatever.

Still got it while looking touristy as fuck and wearing socks with sandals.

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or shut the fuck up

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I mean, we didn't hang or anything. I forgot to mention she was a bartender, but it was fairly clear that she was more interested in talking with me than anyone else.

 

[The Ozzman]

Shut the fuck up

 

[EspaDa]

Still got it while looking touristy as fuck and wearing socks with sandals.

Haha, it's so Polish to shoe socks with sandals.

 

[CF87]

I met a cute girl while on vacation with the family in Pittsburgh. She talked to me about Trailer Park Boys and King Diamond. Couldn't really do much since my parents were there. Oh, and the fact that I live 500 miles away. Whatever.

Still got it while looking touristy as fuck and wearing socks with sandals.

Fuck girls, Doom Metal and Busch. Doomed in Hell.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Shut the fuck up

Someone is jealous.