Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I figure it might save me from doing more stupid shit. I want to be female free for a while

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Do it and give us all the juicy details on how it functions.

 

[CiG]

Please don't give us details.

 

[Dak]

Why did HBB have to be the other homeschooled kid on this board

 

[HamburgerBoy]

There's a third one isn't there? The guy with a lot of posts and a username with two words the first of which contains the letter D and I think that first Unleashed album as his avatar, I don't know why I've forgotten his name and can't find it.

 

[The Ozzman]

There's a third one isn't there? The guy with a lot of posts and a username with two words the first of which contains the letter D and I think that first Unleashed album as his avatar, I don't know why I've forgotten his name and can't find it.

Death Delirium

 

[Dak]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Don't see a fleshlight decreasing ones desire for legit intercourse.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

If anything I would imagine it increasing it. Assuming it actually feels like a vagina, it would acclimate your dick to that sensation rather than the feel of your hand, as the latter can lead to a case of death grip syndrome.

 

[Onder]

I feel like I would want to throw it away after the first use.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Death Delirium

I don't know how I didn't notice that he posted on this very same page.

Related news, there's a story about a virtual reality porn event in Japan filling to maximum capacity and having to turn hundreds down. This is your future, normies. The masturbating master race will rule you. Submit now.

 

[CF87]

There's a third one isn't there? The guy with a lot of posts and a username with two words the first of which contains the letter D and I think that first Unleashed album as his avatar, I don't know why I've forgotten his name and can't find it.

Huh ?, what the hell are you talking about ever, when you die I'm going to piss on your grave every night, the piss is going to seep down through the ground into the pieces of nothingness.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Was there a competition announced recently to see who could be the biggest tryhard edgelord on this forum?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Gents, I got the FleshLight. It works. I'd give it a 9/10. Does it feel like the real thing.. well no. Does it come close? sure does.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'd give it a 9/10.

Not a solid 16?

 

[Dak]

Think a nine could be like a 25ish. Better than any woman he's gonna meet. Fleshlight for life! At $60 or whatever that saves on a ton of date money.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

a solid 22

 

[Satanstoenail]

Might as well go the whole way and get a virtual reality set while he's at it.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Gents, I got the FleshLight. It works. I'd give it a 9/10. Does it feel like the real thing.. well no. Does it come close? sure does.

Does the texture provide a speed limit?