Males and Females

[zabu of nΩd]

That outfit is awful. I prefer watching youtube girls twerk in short skirts.

I've been active on okcupid for about a month now, and have talked to several surprisingly beautiful girls. So far, I haven't convinced any to meet me, but my hopes are still high.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

ya get numbas?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

None so far.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

You lookin to get laid or something more significant?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Either is fine. I should be on Tinder too, but I'm too lazy to set up my profile.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I know it's gay, but it works

 

[The Ozzman]

I bet that's photoshopped

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I've done it. Gets numbers. Try it, it'll surprise you, women are fuckin dopes

 

[The Ozzman]

If only women here would swipe right womp womp

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Get a doggie in your pics damn it

 

[CiG]

Get a doggie in your pics damn it

The key.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I got a pic of me rocking a badass sword and another one with me with Blasphemy, brats, and fucking beer. How the fuck do I not get any swipes?!

Cunts.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Grindr would love you

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Come on boys. Flex dat game stronger.

 

[The Ozzman]

Come on boys. Flex dat game stronger.

I would, but I don't want to deal with some bitch's kids

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I would, but I don't want to deal with some bitch's kids

Just bump up to the GILF fanclub and you're set then.

 

[Nephilim96]

ngl, there's some women in their late 50s/early 60s are still fuckable. although i've never had pussy older than 40 so i have no idea how they hold up down there

 

[Nephilim96]

i also need to be less of a lazy bum and get out there. ive been a loser recently

id try tinder if i had a facebook. but nah

 

[The Ozzman]

ngl, there's some women in their late 50s/early 60s are still fuckable.

Exhibit A:

Kathryn Bigelow

 

[Nephilim96]

yeah, another example would be susan sarandon from about 10 years ago