Males and Females

[CiG]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Guess who got his dick sucked last night?

 

[Vegard Pompey]

How the hell would I know whose dicks you suck?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Bro

 

[The Ozzman]

I'll take 'Shit that never happened' for 300, Alex

 

[Master_Yoda77]

It's true, dawg.

 

[The Ozzman]

What is she on the Jimmy scale tho?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Pretty low probably. I'm done pursuing only the cream of the crop. That shit isn't worth it. I need to get my dicky sticky and any girl that has big tits and a cute face is fine by me. All body types welcome.

 

[Dak]

Big tits, low on the Jimmy Scale. Sounds like tons of variety in body types.

 

[The Ozzman]

Big tits, low on the Jimmy Scale. Sounds like tons of variety in body types.

BUT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AT ANY SIZE YOU BIGOT!!1

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so i found a woman who has blonde eyelashes, blue eyes, and snow-white skin with nipples that are pink instead of brown
i find out that this woman is a cheap hooker
so i'm like, "i'm gonna go tap that"
turns out she's a really really cheap hooker
every time i fuck her i'm paying her a pack of cigarettes... a pack
i've seen those hookers that don't wanna get paid with cash, but those ones usually charge a carton of cigs
i feel like i'm ripping her off, but she doesn't feel ripped off
this chick's also obviously crazy

 

[no country for old wainds]

wow, nipples that are pink instead of brown, you've hit the jackpot

 

[no country for old wainds]

i haven't clicked this thread in a month and i'm about to read through the last several pages. wish me luck.

 

[Onder]

so i found a woman who has blonde eyelashes, blue eyes, and snow-white skin with nipples that are pink instead of brown
i find out that this woman is a cheap hooker
so i'm like, "i'm gonna go tap that"
turns out she's a really really cheap hooker
every time i fuck her i'm paying her a pack of cigarettes... a pack
i've seen those hookers that don't wanna get paid with cash, but those ones usually charge a carton of cigs
i feel like i'm ripping her off, but she doesn't feel ripped off
this chick's also obviously crazy

Do you think that this is something about her work ethics? That she can't take money for her sex because pink nipples are wrong?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

pink nipples are NEVER wrong.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so i found a woman who has blonde eyelashes, blue eyes, and snow-white skin with nipples that are pink instead of brown
i find out that this woman is a cheap hooker
so i'm like, "i'm gonna go tap that"
turns out she's a really really cheap hooker
every time i fuck her i'm paying her a pack of cigarettes... a pack
i've seen those hookers that don't wanna get paid with cash, but those ones usually charge a carton of cigs
i feel like i'm ripping her off, but she doesn't feel ripped off
this chick's also obviously crazy

i'm ripping off the woman who is too crazy to notice she's being ripped off
and when i'm ripping her off i'm fucking her
i'm sexually abusing the mentally handicapped here
i can already feel the flames
i'm gonna be burning in hell for this

 

[arg]

I fucked this pornstar Jemma Valentine, who wants the video?

https://goo.gl/images/pGj4uE

 

[The Ozzman]

Upload to Pornhub?

 

[CiG]

Jemma Valentine is pretty hot. How'd you manage that?

 

[arg]

She quit porn and is now an escort I’ll upload it to google docs and send links later