Males and Females

[Pessimism]

She ended it because of me. We're dating now.



<----Is hot stuff.

 

[Cronopio]

^^^

Yeah. Who could say no to that chin?

 

[Pessimism]

It's jut-worthiness expresses my both my virility and masculinity.

 

[Episteme]

I couldn't find the Dream thread so I thought I'd post it in here.

I dreamt that I did a body swap with Krampus, but still liked women. Stuff ensued. o_0

 

[Cronopio]

I wouldn't dare to approach krampus, not even in dreams.

 

[waif]

You don't jerk off when your gf is around?

Why would I? She's pretty much up for sex at all times...we usually end up doing it twice a day. No need for jerking off...but now that I've had a couple days with just my hand...I don't miss sex that much, really. It's mostly psychological.

I wouldn't dare to approach krampus, not even in dreams.

Only on forums. Please shut up.

 

[damnromulans]

I feel pretty asexual these days, not gonna lie

It's okay Zeph. I ended it because I simply don't have those kinds of feelings for him any more. I care deeply about him as a person and I would kill anyone who so much as looked at him the wrong way, but I just can't reciprocate his feelings for me, and not for a lack of trying.

tl;dr I have a block of ice in place of a heart

 

[The Emptier]

I've had more sexual interactions in the three weeks I've been at college than in my entire life.

The legends are true.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

the logic of your statement, however, is not

 

[The Emptier]

entire life prior to these three weeks....?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

thank you

 

[damnromulans]

I'm looking at OKCupid because I can't sleep. God this is depressing. How do people meet people? Good thing I have a backlog of options if I decide to stop being asexual.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't fucking know. I hate it when people just randomly talk to me, so I tend to think that others feel the same way. The only way to meet people is through forced interactions.

 

[wandering_taco]

join a swingers club. You will find many eligible candidates

 

[King Richard]

I'm looking at OKCupid because I can't sleep. God this is depressing. How do people meet people? Good thing I have a backlog of options if I decide to stop being asexual.

Got to club.
Get drunk.
Wink at guy.
Profit. Er..I mean, meet people.

 

[Vimana]

As the cops in Superbad said, you have to go to cooking classes and shit.

 

[Dak]

Good thing I have a backlog of options if I decide to stop being asexual.

like everyone on this forum AMIRITE??

 

[The Ozzman]

Just set a date and meet. That's how it happened for me...and I'm still single

 

[The Butt]

I had a dream that I started my own respectable gentleman's establishment. It wasn't some dirty peelers either, it was fucking awesome.

 

[damnromulans]

like everyone on this forum AMIRITE??

I dunno, for people who have options they sure complain a lot