Males and Females

[The Emptier]

I've had more sexual interactions in the three weeks I've been at college than in my entire life.

The legends are true.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

the logic of your statement, however, is not

 

[The Emptier]

entire life prior to these three weeks....?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

thank you

 

[damnromulans]

I'm looking at OKCupid because I can't sleep. God this is depressing. How do people meet people? Good thing I have a backlog of options if I decide to stop being asexual.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't fucking know. I hate it when people just randomly talk to me, so I tend to think that others feel the same way. The only way to meet people is through forced interactions.

 

[wandering_taco]

join a swingers club. You will find many eligible candidates

 

[King Richard]

I'm looking at OKCupid because I can't sleep. God this is depressing. How do people meet people? Good thing I have a backlog of options if I decide to stop being asexual.

Got to club.
Get drunk.
Wink at guy.
Profit. Er..I mean, meet people.

 

[Vimana]

As the cops in Superbad said, you have to go to cooking classes and shit.

 

[Dak]

Good thing I have a backlog of options if I decide to stop being asexual.

like everyone on this forum AMIRITE??

 

[The Ozzman]

Just set a date and meet. That's how it happened for me...and I'm still single

 

[The Butt]

I had a dream that I started my own respectable gentleman's establishment. It wasn't some dirty peelers either, it was fucking awesome.

 

[damnromulans]

like everyone on this forum AMIRITE??

I dunno, for people who have options they sure complain a lot

 

[Cronopio]

Only on forums. Please shut up.

Plz suck all the dicks.

 

[Dak]

I dunno, for people who have options they sure complain a lot

I meant the forever alone types on this forum were your backup.

 

[Pessimism]

I has no available ladies.

Has NO.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Going back to uni soon. Woohoo. Fuck the job at the factory. Women in biological warfare suits aren't hot. Freshers are.

 

[The Emptier]

The freshmen girls dress so scandalously for going out, I don't think they realize that no one else besides them cares.

 

[The Butt]

Jeez if that's the case I need to head down to Cali. I'd give them a reason to dress scandalously.

 

[The Ozzman]

The freshmen girls dress so scandalously for going out, I don't think they realize that no one else besides them cares.

and then they get pissed off when all these dudes hit on them and they wonder why it is happening..