Males and Females

[Cronopio]

Only on forums. Please shut up.

Plz suck all the dicks.

 

[Dak]

I dunno, for people who have options they sure complain a lot

I meant the forever alone types on this forum were your backup.

 

[Pessimism]

I has no available ladies.

Has NO.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Going back to uni soon. Woohoo. Fuck the job at the factory. Women in biological warfare suits aren't hot. Freshers are.

 

[The Emptier]

The freshmen girls dress so scandalously for going out, I don't think they realize that no one else besides them cares.

 

[The Butt]

Jeez if that's the case I need to head down to Cali. I'd give them a reason to dress scandalously.

 

[The Ozzman]

The freshmen girls dress so scandalously for going out, I don't think they realize that no one else besides them cares.

and then they get pissed off when all these dudes hit on them and they wonder why it is happening..

 

[damnromulans]

MP is going to meet me at noon tomorrow to talk...I'm so nervous I kind of want to die/throw up/die some more.

 

[Vimana]

And then complain about it later to make themselves look better. "My biggest problem is that people want to have sex with me. Liek omg."

edit: ninja'd

 

[The Emptier]

and then they get pissed off when all these dudes hit on them and they wonder why it is happening..

WTFIKNOW

 

[damnromulans]

Running out of money, is it morally bankrupt to go on dozens of first dates to score free outings?

Apparently Derek does 90% of his pickups/approaches at Walmart. Maybe he's onto something.

 

[wandering_taco]

How did the talk with MP go?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I need to start picking up women at Wal-Mart.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have some bad "friends" that diss me massively when they around the women in our social group and I'm not there.

To be fair though, it doesn't tend to work very well for them.

 

[~Derek~]

I need to start picking up women at Wal-Mart.

Good luck! Pick them up at any place really.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I prefer the women's bathroom.

 

[The Ozzman]

I prefer the women's bathroom.

Right after feeding them some roofies, amirite?

 

[Zephyrus]

Well it's been over 2 months, and a good run, but things between Hillary and me have just about ground to a halt. A few weeks ago she started pulling away, not being as close, and this morning we finally agreed that she can't be there to make me feel complete, and that she doesn't need me to feel complete (she has God to do that). She's not quite 20, and I'll be 23 in a few months, so our views on commitment in a relationship are just incongruent, it seems.

This won't be a cold turkey breakup, but it's now clear that things between us romantically are not to last much longer, and our capacity as friends will probably continue. She's been like no other girlfriend I've had, but it was not meant to be. Intellectually I'm far too superior, and I can't love someone who thinks I'm too analytical and thinks I'll solve my problems by praying.

There's already another girl on my radar. The same girl I was kind of after before the first time Hillary showed up back in March. Time I get to know her more, at least to test the waters. It feels kind of wrong making these Machiavellian calculations, jumping from one girl to another, but hey, it's the completeness and companionship I'm after, more so than sex, even. I dread being alone with no prospects, and prefer being in the chase.

 

[Dak]

Sometimes you have to stop trying and let it happen.

 

[waif]

I'm far too superior

Naturally. I mean, the trollop doesn't even own a boat. For shame.