Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

I've kind of lost my sex drive somewhat. I still masturbate but only about half as much as I used to. Maybe working in a refrigerated room broke me.

 

[Episteme]

I read your last sentence as: And yeah, I fap like twice a day but that's really not cunting it. wtf

 

[Zephyrus]

Man, I thought today would be an uber shitty day. I feel fine.

I FEEL NOTHING

 

[Cronopio]

then munched out

Until I got to the second line I actually thought you went down on her.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I need to get with some dyed redhead EU girl I saw. She had good legs.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I know two girls that seem somewhat interested in me but one of them is fat.

And the problem is?

 

[SentinelSlain]

What if I can't summon up a hard on in her presence? I don't enjoy her company. I find her friends hotter than her and she notices me looking at them.

 

[Dak]

Women can smell whiners coming. A lot of you qualify. Fix yourselves. Especially SS.

 

[Vimana]

It takes one to know one?

 

[The Ozzman]

then munched out at a Chinese food buffet

Did you smell like fish afterward?
















I have been waiting to make that joke since 7:30 this morning.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Women need to shut up and be satisfied with what they get.

 

[Pessimism]

Blah blah herp derp blah

 

[Draehl]

No luck here yet, but to be fair it's been with little effort. Keep telling myself I'm gonna make an account on match or eharmony. But in the mean time I present to you Ms. Gillan

 

[Zephyrus]

My girlfriend with whom I just parted ways looks somewhat like her, at least with her red hair and fair complexion. My type, for sure. Too bad she just wasn't the one.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Who honestly faps to pictures like that? I need fucking motion.

 

[Vimana]

You don't need motion if you're a timelord.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[The Ozzman]

I had to look up what a timelord was and I lol'd

 

[Draehl]

Ive never actually even seen that show, but the commercials...

 

[Dak]

It takes one to know one?

I'm happily married and have kids.