Males and Females

[Dak]

Women can smell whiners coming. A lot of you qualify. Fix yourselves. Especially SS.

 

[Vimana]

It takes one to know one?

 

[The Ozzman]

then munched out at a Chinese food buffet

Did you smell like fish afterward?
















I have been waiting to make that joke since 7:30 this morning.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Women need to shut up and be satisfied with what they get.

 

[Pessimism]

Blah blah herp derp blah

 

[Draehl]

No luck here yet, but to be fair it's been with little effort. Keep telling myself I'm gonna make an account on match or eharmony. But in the mean time I present to you Ms. Gillan

 

[Zephyrus]

My girlfriend with whom I just parted ways looks somewhat like her, at least with her red hair and fair complexion. My type, for sure. Too bad she just wasn't the one.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Who honestly faps to pictures like that? I need fucking motion.

 

[Vimana]

You don't need motion if you're a timelord.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[The Ozzman]

I had to look up what a timelord was and I lol'd

 

[Draehl]

Ive never actually even seen that show, but the commercials...

 

[Dak]

It takes one to know one?

I'm happily married and have kids.

 

[Vimana]

I was talking about women, not you. Unless...?

 

[Zephyrus]

Doctor Who <3 <3 <3

 

[Dak]

I was talking about women, not you. Unless...?

Your statement was quite ambiguous. Women do whine, a lot. So do most foreveralone males. So yes, what you meant was correct.

 

[Vimana]

Yeah, I just realized that it was. I think women can complain more because women don't have a tendency to put themselves through a guy whining to get laid.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Doctor Who <3 <3 <3

 

[The Butt]

Until I got to the second line I actually thought you went down on her.

I WISH

 

[Cronopio]

Women need to shut up and be satisfied with what they get.

With this attitude you shouldn't get any bitches at all. Send them my way.